Khun_Kong Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 Saturday night, you semi-soberly decide 'tis best to NOT drive home. Puke sitting in driver's seat. Pass out Wake up Sunday a.m., have to puke again. Sober enough now that to open the car door and fall halfway out before puking again. Also sober enough to realize you are parked cockeyed in the middle of the church parking lot. And everybody in your small town is arriving for Sunday morning services. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 31, 2005 Report Share Posted May 31, 2005 come home plastered, jump your wife for 30+ minutes of sweaty sex, and after get up to leave and put 500bht on the dresser. ( and relly drunk, think you need to find your way home, maybe even repeat the process) ( and the next morining she complains because the last time you left 1200bht) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadaBing Posted May 31, 2005 Report Share Posted May 31, 2005 when your in your fucking office , nobody is here , shit , it's a friggin holiday here :: , no wonder the 405 was empty this morning... Bada Bing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaad Posted May 31, 2005 Report Share Posted May 31, 2005 You know you're drunk when... the neighbor's dog has trouble shitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sukhumvit Posted May 31, 2005 Report Share Posted May 31, 2005 I think it was Dean Martin who said you've not been drunk until you've lain on the floor and held on to stop yourself falling off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lazyphil Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 <<You know you're drunk when... the neighbor's dog has trouble shitting. >> I know I'm as thick as himalayan yak dung so can you explain what that means as I've read it over several times and getting no further forward??? :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaad Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 SiLeakHunt might be of help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lazyphil Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 aha, sunk in now....well you are dutch after all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaad Posted June 1, 2005 Report Share Posted June 1, 2005 Portuguese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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