John_Betong Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Date: Today Offense #ZD101FB608 : In Front Of The Computer TOO LONG! Details of Offense : During our routine sweep of the Internet we, the Internet Police, have discovered that you have been on your chair in front of the computer TOO LONG! You are HEREBY ORDERED to clean up that pile of cups, cans, wrappers and papers on your desk (yes, we can see you - sit up straight!) and after you have logged into the real world for a minimum of ten minutes you may log back on to the Internet. Failure to comply may result in loss of reality, carpal tunnel syndrome, and the requirement of a larger chair. The timer starts NOW! Get off your butt - go for a beer - you'll thank us for it later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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