John_Betong Posted October 3, 2005 Report Share Posted October 3, 2005 A parrot developed the bad habit of fucking the farmer's hens, making them quit laying. The farmer tells the parrot if he does it again he will pull out every feather in the parrot's head. The next day, the farmer again catches the parrot humping a hen, and snatches the parrot bald. The following day, the farmer's wife hosts a formal dinner. She thinks it would be unique if the parrot greeted the guests and told them where to go. She had spent nearly a year training the parrot for this. As the guests began entering, the parrot dutifully announced, "Ladies to the right! Gentlemen to the left!" Spotting two bald guys entering, the parrot says, "And you two chicken-fuckers get up here with me." Courtesy of: http://anetizer.com/index.php?joke=323 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted October 3, 2005 Report Share Posted October 3, 2005 Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaad Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 Lots of chicken-fuckers on this board as well then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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