John_Betong Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me always to give 100% at work... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday And help me to remember... When I'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Scrutinizer Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 JohnB, "And help me to remember... When I'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!" Thanks. Had me laughing out loud! I never saw this one before. Like it too much. Cent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Cent: how many to give the finger in traffic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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