Tits out to here!

[John_Betong]

Dave walks into a bar and sees John sittin at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face.

 

Dave says ?John what are you so happy for??

 

?Well Dave, I gotta tell ya? Yesterday I was out waxin? my boat, just waxin? my boat, and a redhead came up to me? tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here! She says ?Can I have a ride in your boat?? ?I said ?Sure you can have a ride in my boat.? So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I said ?Its either

screw or swim!? She couldn?t swim, Dave, she couldn?t swim!!.?

 

The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitten at the end of the bar counter with a bigger smile on his face.

 

Dave says ?What are you so happy about today John??

 

?Well Dave? I gotta tell ya? Yesterday I was out waxin? my boat, just waxin? my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me? tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here! She said ?Can I have a ride in your boat?? ?Sure you can have a ride in my boat.? So I took her way out, Dave, way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said ?Its either screw or swim!? She couldn?t swim!!, Dave, she couldn?t swim!!!!.?

 

A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there cryin over a beer.

 

Dave says ?John, what are you so sad for??

 

?Well Dave, I gotta tell ya?. Yesterday I was out waxin? my boat, just waxin? my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me? tits WAY out to here, Dave, tits WAY out to here. I had more wood than my boat does. She says ?Can I have a ride in your boat?? ?Sure you can have a ride in my boat.? So I took her way out, Dave, way WAY out? much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said ?Its either screw or swim!!?.

 

Then, she pulled down her pants?.

she had a dick, Dave !!!

She had a great BIG dick!!! ?..

 

 

?. Dave, ?.. I CAN?T SWIM!!!?

[Torneyboy]

very good