Favorite line from the Sopranos

[danno6]

Following Lusty's post.....

 

My favorite comes from Tony when he says....."now I gotta unfuck what you fucked up!"

 

Classic

 

2nd favorite comes from Paulie Walnuts when he calls one of the ladies his mother hangs with at the old age home a "malignant cunt"

[The_Munchmaster]

With about 60 hours of material it's impossible to come up with a favourite line, but I do love it when Silvio loses the plot at the executive card game when one of the young lads tries to sweep up some cheese from around his feet (which Tony put there on purpose).

 

Silvio: "Leave the fuckin' cheese there, all right? I love fuckin' cheese at my feet! I stick motherfucking provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning. Alright? Now leave the fucking cocksucking cheese where it is!"

 

Can't get enough of The Sopranos and they've only just started filming series 6. So we're looking at at least another year, probably 18 months before we get it on DVD.

[MisterBlonde]

Junior.....when he's having a shower and suffers a heart attack...he grabs his chest and yells out "Sisters Cunt" i've been using the phrase ever since

[The_Munchmaster]

Carmela: "Let me just say that your uncle acquired quite a taste for Bobbie"

 

Tony: "Uncle Jun gives head?"

 

Carmela: "Apparently. world class"

 

Tony: "He whistles up the wheat field?"

 

Carmela: " Tony, don't be disgusting!"

 

Tony: "He's a bushman of the Kalahari?"

 

 

Eugene Pontecorvo: "The only thing I ever found in the street was my first wife"

 

 

Tony: "You're looking good. Looking better"

 

Uncle Junior: "Tony, if you're gonna lie to me, tell me there's a broad in the car waiting to tongue my balls"

 

Tony: "Hey, you want that, it's a phone call away"

[Lusty]

Uncle Junior has his finger stuck in the kitchen sink plug hole all day.

Enter Big Bobby(who's not the sharpest knife in the draw) whose just come back with some groceries and hears of Juniors plight.

Big Bobby:"Why didn't you phone 911?

Uncle Junior:WHAT WITH?MY FUCKING FOOT!"

[bibblies]

Adios you fucking skank.

[Lusty]

Don't forget I'm only up to the end of season 3!

[Dude_Le_Rude]

The_Munchmaster said:

 

 

Tony: "You're looking good. Looking better"

 

Uncle Junior: "Tony, if you're gonna lie to me, tell me there's a broad in the car waiting to tongue my balls"

 

Tony: "Hey, you want that, it's a phone call away"

 

 

Uncle Jun had some great lines!

 

He is calling automated directory assistance,

 

Jun: 'In Belleville, the number for a Catherine Romano'

 

Automated response: "What city please"

 

Jun 'cocksucker! Belleville!!'

 

another time, when Uncle Jun was arguing with Tony... he went off a\on some tangent:

 

'How many hours did I fucking spend playing catch with you??!! You may run North Jersey, but you don't run your Uncle Jun.'

 

 

 

 

FBI We want you to testify against your nephew Tony.

 

Jun 'and I want to fuck Angie Dickenson, let's see who gets lucky first'

 

 

way too many great lines and way too many cool episodes!!