rickfarang Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 What is the worst joke you heard this year? Here are the two worst I've come across: 1. A male prostitute contracted leprosy. He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off. 2. A man carrying a sheep under his arm walks into his bedroom and says: "This is the pig i've been having sex with when you've got a headache!" His wife, lying in the bed says "I think you'll find thats a sheep, not a pig dear." To which the man replies, "I know that. I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to the sheep." Have you heard a worse one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 You should like this one rf Q. Where would you find a dog with no legs ? A. Right where you left him. Q. What's the difference between a refriderator and a tight pussy? A. The refridgerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evel_Penivel Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Q: Why won't the Second Coming of Christ occur in (insert the country or region of your choice)? A: It would be impossible to find three wise men and a virgin. Q: Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children? A: He only comes once a year and when he does, it's down a chimney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Q. How do you tell when a BG is horny? A. When you stick your hand down her knickers and it feels like a horse chewing oats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Bad ..but funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Whats the difference between a snow man and a snow woman snow balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickfarang Posted December 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Two snowmen in a field, one says top the other... "Can you smell carrots?" Snow white and the seven dwarfs were in the bath and they were all feeling happy! So Happy got out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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