The_Munchmaster Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 Thanks for this one Zob. Subject: Warning "The latest scam in the Burnside Shopping Centre is happening at the Coles supermarket (though this could spread elsewhere ???) Two good looking women come to your car as you are getting into it. One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex while the other comes to your window saying 'hi' while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say no and beg you for a ride to the Marion Shopping Centre. You agree and tell them to sit in the back. On the way they start having sex in the back seat. Then one of them jumps to the front seat & starts to perform oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday. Be careful". :hubba: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzz Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 Papasan walks up to Mamasan w/ a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I go to when you're too tired for sex." Mamasan says "You have a sheep, not a pig!" Papasan says, "I'm not talking to you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FAT_AUSSIE Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 small world, I live within cooee from the Burnside shops. never been robbed unfortunatly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 thanks :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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