Khun_Kong Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 This is an ongoing series of mine. Sometimes, our members' experiences seem to strike such a basic chord. This installment of "Zen of ..." will try to capture that essence for DesertDevil. So, in his own words ... I screwed up, I know nothing. I wander, nervous, fresh off the boat. Expecting some foreplay that never happened. Grand total 14,000 Baht. I'm planning my return next winter. Brings a tear to my eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Dr Seuss would have been more appropriate ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 >>Brings a tear to my eye<< Yeah, mine too! Seriously though, you nailed it. I'll be back to do it right the second time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damen Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Flashermac said:Dr Seuss would have been more appropriate ... Ask and you shall receive..... Purple Bahts and Som Tam God Damn, God Damn, the bitch smells like Som Tam 28 purple notes to put my dick in her can All the time wondering, is this girl really a man? Could you, would you, stick your dick in a guy? Could you, would you, shoot your spooge in ?her? eye? How about if she looked like Charoenpura, Mai? Surely that would not make me gay but maybe just Bi? I didn?t not feel a bulge, I did not feel a bump While kissing her throat, I did not feel a lump I spent to much money and for that I?m a chump But I had a good time while pounding that hump God Damn, God Damn she smells like Som Tam She looked like a queen, but talked like a man 28 purple notes to learn my lesson well Next time I?ll pay 2, so you can all go to hell! Sorry DD but I couldnt resist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadaBing Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 :rotfl: Excellant !!!!!! Bada Bing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Not sure what the hell Som Tam is, but I loved it anyway. As somebody said in Neo's post about "how many Katoeys?" You make the mistake, maybe not gay but sure deserving of some serious piss taking! Bring it on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadaBing Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Naw DD , this is nothing personal , just poking fun at " situational " mishaps, join the club , at some time or another , we have all been there or will soon be there.....Welcome to the board ! Bada Bing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damen Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Som Tam is a spicy papaya salad that the girls practically live on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSTaucer Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Lads, Allow me to share a bit of a bawdy with you all. There once was a lad in Phuket who took all the sex he could get he was young and spry and lived a lie for the girl he knew was a gent Best Regards-BST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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