Guest Posted November 15, 2001 Report Share Posted November 15, 2001 All you shameless degenerates who flock to KM11 and ravage the innocent young women sheltering there, repent your sinful ways! Kneel now, and recite the Lord's Prayer: The Lord is my Chaparone I shall not want For lost opportunities With hot young harlots Their bodies firm and taut He leadeth me into a vaginal desert He maketh me to lie down In a cold, lonely bed My lusts go unsated Not a tear shall I shed Even tho I hunger After Bong's smooth, hairless twat I shall licketh it Not I shan't lie atop Wah's wildly gyrating hips My sanctified peter shall never touch Her soft, sweet lips No pearl necklace shall I place Across her pale pink nips Blow jobs and firm tits Hold no attraction for me Plump pretty pussies Are only used to pee Lo, tho I stroll the main drag In the land of Plenty Easy Pussy I shall fear not temptation From nary a brazen young hussy For the Lord shrivels my pecker As he numbs my swollen balls He promiseth me salvation From fine young whores Surely solitude and deprivation Shall be my lot All the days of my life For I consorteth with strumpets Not Praise God, Satan's Bane The Church Lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidy Ho Posted November 15, 2001 Report Share Posted November 15, 2001 No! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 15, 2001 Report Share Posted November 15, 2001 I think they charge extra to forniccate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 15, 2001 Report Share Posted November 15, 2001 Hey, I am a shameless degenerate. What page of the scripture did you find this profound verse? I want to read more! By the way, Church Lady, are you hot, and stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 15, 2001 Report Share Posted November 15, 2001 Four-nicate? Where? Is it "buy 2, get 1 free"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 16, 2001 Report Share Posted November 16, 2001 Forgive me lord for i have sinned against the flesh. It has been 4 months since my last confession. I have a shameless roving eye, i have immoral thoughts against ladies called nok noi wan daeng dum faa keow and leung. Is this the devils work ?? CAN I BE SAVED FROM THE PIT OF DESPAIR ?? mitch 4 days and the clocks ticking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2001 Report Share Posted November 17, 2001 Originally posted by vtombrown: I am a shameless degenerate. It is well that you recognize your perogatives, and I only pray that you will change your ways. By the way, Church Lady, are you hot, and stuff? I was born in 1902, dear, and no man's dreaded schlong has ever passed my sacred petals. Which, by the way, dried up and shriveled long ago. Praise God, Satan's Bane The Church Lady [ November 17, 2001: Message edited by: The Church Lady ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2001 Report Share Posted November 17, 2001 posted by mitch: Forgive me lord for i have sinned against the flesh. The Lord always forgives those who express a sincere desire to repent. It has been 4 months since my last confession. Hopefully, this will become a daily practice, and there won't be much to report. I have a shameless roving eye, i have immoral thoughts against ladies called nok noi wan daeng dum faa keow and leung. Looking and lusting are not as bad as licking and fornicating. Still, work needs to be done to weed the impurities from your mind. Is this the devils work? Most certainly, it is always so. CAN I BE SAVED FROM THE PIT OF DESPAIR? Praying on your knees, listening to organ music, concentrating on pure thoughts, and most importantly, denying yourself the temptations of the flesh with hot young harlots... this is the path to salvation. Praise God, Satan's Bane, The Church Lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmedave Posted November 18, 2001 Report Share Posted November 18, 2001 Church lady...do you do ANAL? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 20, 2001 Report Share Posted November 20, 2001 Originally posted by itsmedave: Church lady...do you do ANAL? Of course not, Dave dear, thanks for asking. That would be sinful... and deviant. I have been characterised, however, of being painfully anal retentive. I assume your inquiry was merely rhetorical. If your personal predelictions tend in this direction, remember the fate lashed down by THE ONE TRUE GOD on those shameless fudge packers of Sodom. It wouldn't hurt you to spend some time listening to organ music and praying on your knees. Pure thoughts, Dave, pure thoughts! Salvation can be attained, but it never enters through the back door. Who gives men a taste for Greek? Could it be... SATAN? Praise God, Satan's Bane The Church Lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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