Flashermac Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Two men, one age 80 and one age 87, were sitting on a park bench. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." So on the way home, the 80 year old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any Italian bread?" "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?", she replied. He told her, "I want five loaves." She said, "My goodness! Five loaves? Don't you think by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard?" He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this Italian bread thing but me". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Why are Pirates called Pirates?? Because they Arrgh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samak Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 that's a excellent one, Torney! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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