happyfarang2547 Posted November 4, 2006 Report Share Posted November 4, 2006 I was having lunch with Grandma the other day so she could hear all about (ok, a few things about) the nice trip I'm taking to LOS. As she shook the bottle of ranch dressing, nothing come out. Looking at the end, she realized it had one of those plastic things in it. "Ah", she said. "It comes out so nicely if you gently squeeze it". Right on, Grandma! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exileexpat Posted November 5, 2006 Report Share Posted November 5, 2006 I am presuming this is sexual? Confusing! 1. Why would you think of your grandmother in this way. 2. Why would you tell the world? confused! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyfarang2547 Posted November 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2006 Is this sexual? Yes it is. 1. Why would you think of your grandmother in this way. (A) It was Funny? (ok, maybe you would have to had to be there) ( I really don't like the old prude. She made grandpa miserable. Maybe you have a fairy tail grandmother but mine wears a pointed black hat and flies to her Bridge club on a broom. I'm kind with her only because grandpa would have wanted it that way. 2. Why would you tell the world? It's called making a joke. Isn't that what is done in a place called the "Board Bar". In the future I'll come up with more intellectually stimulating subjects. May Allah grant me the wisdom. I take it you don't want to hear the one about the Pope debating the Rabbi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 No thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 A word of advice happy.......there's always the delete post button. You realize you will now be labelled as the guy who has sexual fantasies about his grandmother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyfarang2547 Posted November 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Well, everyone has to be famous for something. It could be worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabbish Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 well it got me laughing anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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