liquidflux Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 http://www.bangkokpost.com/011107_News/01Nov2007_news03.php AIR TRAVEL A 380 MILE-HIGH CLUB HOPES DASHED S'pore Airlines imposes sex ban on users of Airbus double bed Singapore _ Singapore Airlines, the first operator of the new Airbus A380, has dashed the hopes of sexual thrill-seekers planning to engage in amorous activity aboard the world's biggest jumbo jet. The carrier said it would ask passengers on the A380 to refrain from sex while ensconced in one of its 12 first-class suites, which boast the world's first airborne double beds. ''All we ask of customers, wherever they are on our aircraft, is to observe standards that don't cause offence to other customers and crew,'' the company said in a statement. ''Nothing different applies for our Singapore Airlines Suites customers.'' While private, the double cabins are neither soundproofed nor completely sealed. Singapore Airlines started commercial flights of the A380 last week with its Singapore-Sydney service. ''So they'll sell you a double bed, and give you privacy and endless champagne and then say you can't do what comes naturally?'' Tony Elwood, who travelled with wife Julie in a suite aboard the inaugural flight, told The Times of London. ''They seem to have done everything they can to make it romantic, short of bringing round oysters,'' Julie said. ''I'd say they shouldn't really complain, should they?'' REUTERS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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OCgringo Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 amd i want to here those announcments from the Captian , We have reached 30,000 fwwr, please keep you pants on....... OC member of the mile high club.... Denver Colorado ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Yeah..but i bet many will go at it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidflux Posted November 1, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Sadly the closest I've come to the mile high club is a mid flight wank in the lav. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 QANTAS will have to ban travelling with sheep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangkoktraveler Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 I thought they already did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Too much information Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Only on the New Zealand sectors.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiery Jack Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 Sadly the closest I've come to the mile high club is a mid flight wank in the lav. Oh yes, I always have a wank in the bog during a long-haul flight. Umpteen hours with f*ck all to do except ogle the pantie-lines of the Thai airlines stewardesses and imagine shagging them = me straight into the shithouse for a mile-high hand shandy. jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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