Guest lazyphil Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7149525.stm :onfire: the greatest xmas song and they censor it, twats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stella Confusion Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 I heard it played on Radio 1 yesterday and couldn't believe my ears - what have they done to what is, as you say LP, the best Christmas song ever (cars big as bars!). Radio 1 has now seen sense and reinstated the track, faggots and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiery Jack Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 I heard it played on Radio 1 yesterday and couldn't believe my ears - what have they done to what is, as you say LP, the best Christmas song ever (cars big as bars!). Radio 1 has now seen sense and reinstated the track, faggots and all. Given the present bonkers PC climate, I'm amazed they haven't banned Bing Crosby's 'White Christmas' yet, it being cleary offensive to persons of non-white skin hue. Thanks for reminding me, again, of one of the many reasons why I have chosen not to live in the UK any more. jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carew66 Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 Why are people always offended or at risk of being offended or being protected from offence. Why is a whole generation being trained in detecting slights and insults? The weedy kids from primary school have taken over the UK. Bunch of cunts. Offence, most definitely intended. I get BBC Entertainment on my pauper UBC package. Before some programmes they have this school marmy bitch saying: "The following programme contains humour of a sexual nature. Parental guidance is advised." I mean. come on! What the fuck does this bloated corporation think it is; a guardian of morality? A parenting advice resource? Humour of a fucking sexual nature! Oh, and they out words like 'shit'. Probably gives 'offence'. Monkey spunking fuckspuds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiery Jack Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 Very ironic, that UK bairns have all this PC crap drilled into them nowadays when, conversely, (compared to my youthful days, and yours, chief) hardcore porn's now just a mouse click away in most households. When I was a lad we had to go to enormous and complex extremes of cunning and advance planning to get a glimpse of a glossy photo of a gal's snatch (usually soft core). I started on topless birds clipped out of the News of the World and hidden in an old binoculars case under my bed when I was about 7 or 8, learning how to wank silently under the sheets by torchlight. Well-thumbed Playboy and Penthouse spreads next off one of the lads from football training when I was 10 or 12. On to split beaver stuff in Razzle and Escort purchased from the flying-f*ck-not-given local Paki newsagent, 13 to 14, then a pack of outrageously bizarre bukakke hardcore playing cards Ernie Weller's brother Tony "Smokin' Joe" Weller brought back from the 'Dam when I was 16, and that was that. Never looked back. Rodox videos from Scandinavia â?? "Nun Fucker!": "I wonder what that one's about..." I remember my flat mate memorably musing â?? and black and white anal scud mags from Denmark delivered to the door addressed to Mr. D. Osmond under plain cover during my college years, until the internet took off and, hey presto, any 10-year-old kid's 5 seconds away from images of anything a man with his trousers round his ankles and a kleenex in his left hand could want or wish for. How the f*ck do they reconcile that with all the PC stuff? Nah, leave them to it. Here in Japan, it's still okay to have bars and knocking shops with signs saying "No Foreigners!" outside the door, and japs on daytime telly pretending to be black, faces covered in boot polish, bone through the nose, grass skirts and afro wigs on. Women know their place here too. :hubba: Fetch me another cup of tea, and pick me up a rape-porn mag from the local newsagent while you're at it, Noriko! Move your ass, girl, and give us a feel of your tits and a nice blow job while you're at it, if you want that Xmas bonus I promised you. jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidflux Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 I really need to visit Japan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lazyphil Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 i saw peter tatchell, the faggot, droning on telly last night about consistency in that the N word wouldn't be tolerated in a song (or spastic, wtf, how could you ever incorporate the word spastic into a song anyway....joey maybe)--clearly he doesn't listen to snoop dogg or dr dre :smirk: .....anyway, he can fuck right off thankfully carew and FJ are here to articulate my sentiments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayjann Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 thankfully i don't listen to Radio 1 anymore....think the music is shite. other BBC Radio Stations are much better. but i had to laugh when i first heard the song all those Years ago. i thought it was amazing that the exchange between McGowan and MacColl was allowed to be played. but one of the best Christmas Songs ever written and i never tire of it...... :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carew66 Posted December 20, 2007 Report Share Posted December 20, 2007 I like 'Do they know it's Christmas?' Band Aid. Especially the video. I sit and watch it, tapping my foot and shouting at the TV, 'Yeah? Fucking did a load of good in Africa didn't it? Waste of effort. Go on, fuck off the lot of you' That's Christmas Spirit. Proper job. (And I think that there will be snow around Kilimanjaro this Christmas time, so fuck off Midge Ure.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiery Jack Posted December 20, 2007 Report Share Posted December 20, 2007 i saw peter tatchell, the faggot, droning on telly last night about consistency in that the N word wouldn't be tolerated in a song (or spastic, wtf, [color:red]how could you ever incorporate the word spastic into a song anyway[/color]....)... Step (or, rather, "wobble") forward the extremely wonderful and greatly missed Mr Ian Dury. Spasticus (Autisticus)by Ian Dury & The Blockheads I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus I'm spasticus autisticus I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus I'm spasticus autisticus I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus I'm spasticus autisticus I wibble when I piddle Cos my middle is a riddle I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus I'm spasticus autisticus I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus I'm spasticus autisticus I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus I'm spasticus autisticus I dribble when I nibble And I quibble when I scribble Hello to you out there in Normal Land You may not comprehend my tale or understand As I crawl past your window give me lucky looks You can be my body but you'll never read my books I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus I'm spasticus autisticus I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus I'm spasticus autisticus I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus I'm spasticus autisticus I'm knobbled on the cobbles Cos I hobble when I wobble Swim! So place your hard-earned peanuts in my tin And thank the Creator you're not in the state I'm in So long have I been languished on the shelf I must give all proceedings to myself I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus I'm spasticus autisticus I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus I'm spasticus autisticus I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus I'm spasticus autisticus 54 appliances in leather and elastic 100 000 thank yous from 27 spastics Spasticus, spasticus Spasticus autisticus Spasticus, spasticus Spasticus autisticus Spasticus, spasticus Spasticus autisticus Widdling, griddling, skittling, diddling, fiddling, diddling, widdling, diddling spasticus I'm spasticus, spasticus Spasticus autisticus Spasticus, spasticus Spasticus autisticus Spasticus, spasticus Spasticus autisticus Spasticus, spasticus Spasticus autisticus I'm spasticus! I'm spasticus! I'm spasticus! I'm spasticus! I'm spasticus! I'm spasticus! I'm spasticus! Spasticus! jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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