well done radio one u pc fuckwads

[Flashermac]

"My girlfriend left me for a spastic" sounds like a title for country song.

[Fiery Jack]

"My girlfriend left me for a spastic" sounds like a title for country song.

 

Yes, thank f*ck for non-PC country and western songs. Here's a few (authentic) titles I found on the net:

 

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind

Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral

I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?

I Don't Know What Came Over Me (When I Came All Over You)

I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2

I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine

I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You

I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy

I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life

I'm Not Married But The Wife Is

I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here

If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now

If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick, I'll Fall In Love

If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will

Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

The Last Word In Lonesome Is "me"

They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out

You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life

 

Magic.

 

jack

 

 

[Mekong]

Some classic song titles there FJ.

 

As for Iad Dury and the track Spacticus, Autisticus (for people who don't know). Back in the 70's in Pre PC days when the word "spastic" was widely applied to anyone with any type of physical or mental deficiancy in the UK, Ian Dury who himself suffered from Polio and could only walk with the aid of walking sticks wrote this self derogitorary tune.

 

IMHO by doing so he probably had more of an impact in changing peoples perceptions of the handicapped than any of the modern day PC claptrap will ever have.

 

 

[carew66]

Well put, Mekong. (Fond memories of N B and P's and getting bollocked by mother for playing 'Plaistow Patricia' when I thought she wasn't in...)