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What bar serves the coldest beer?


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I remember boozing heavily in a spit and sawdust pub in Glasgow some years back one afternoon. :drunk: A tourist bloke, American I recall, :clown: wandered in and said, "Do you serve meals?" :doah:

 

The barman, a wall of a man with a sandpaper face, ashtray eyes, and fingers like a bag of raw tattooed sausages, gave his latest customer an icy stare and replied, "This is a f*cking pub, mate. If yiz wantin' f*cking food, go to a f*cking restaruant... Now, are ye wantin' a f*cking drink or no'?" :mad: The yank bloke stayed admirably steady under fire and, cool as a cucumber, said, "Oh, well, I guess I'll have a beer then!" And the barman said, "Now yer fuckin' talking pal...". :beer:

 

That was pretty cold. The first bit, anyway. :hmmm:

 

Good thread, by the way. :up:

 

jack :help:

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