The_Munchmaster Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Subject: FW: Leasing versus Purchasing The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time. The first picture is Heather. On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner w ith a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything! The second picture is Kristen. Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million). Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees. Sometimes renting makes far more sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driftwood Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees. I like your line of thinking but ask Eliot Spitzer about legal fees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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