Khun_Kong Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Lifted from a reader's comments at the bottom of this artcle from Pattaya Daily News *************************************** Comment No.2 How to prepare yourself for a Pattaya holiday: 1. Learn to swim 2. Get a parachute if you are staying in a high-rise building 3. Carry a big stick with you at all times in case British hooligan attacks 4. Dont wear gold chains 5. Dont drive big motor bikes 6. Never ever give your passport as a deposit 7. Dont listen to bullshit stories (mama sick, buffalo had accident) 8. Dont buy property or a bar bussiness in Pattaya 9. Dont visit tourist attractions - all of them have double price systems 10. Dont stay with Russians/French-Marocco/Arabs in the same hotel - trouble makers! 11. Avoid working girls with tatooes - troublemakers! 12. Dont carry more than 500 Baht in your pocket! 13. If you walk or drive: look right/left/up/down at all times 14. Dont use your credit card 15. Dont leave any valuables in your hotel room 16. Dont use hotel safes 17. Dont stay overnight with bar girls 18. If you see Russian prostitutes: call the tourist police 19. Dont go to Pattaya if you are a woman from the west: All western man will hate you! 20. If you like to look stupid: go hand-in-hand with a bargirl! 21. Dont pay with big bills in bars! 22. Dont take girls out of a bar if you are drunk! 23. Dont take girls with a lot of gold: ripp-off artists! 23. Dont believe anything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Interesting list ....23 is a bit tough.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faustian Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 One rule for me...stay the hell away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Yeah ..not on my to do list either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattaya127 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 No katoey items?!?! like: 3bis repetita: Carry a big stick because katoeys do too and are not afraid to use it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YimSiam Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Interesting list ....23 is a bit tough.. Not nearly as tough as number 11: "Avoid working girls with tatooes"... That's almost impossible! If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALHOLK Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen! Good advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Way to many sharp knives ..i learnt that very early on.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YimSiam Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Maybe Pattaya's better left to those who still tend to run with scissors, ignore that objects in mirror are closer than they appear, and suspect that the cancer warnings on cigarettes are just a ploy by the chewing gum companies. Dumb folks like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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