SiLeakHunt Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 I have been having one of these self motivation sessions one is want to do at times where I'm telling myself nothing is impossible. However I'm sure there are some tasks that must actually be impossible, like climbing Everest in sandals or getting a man with a healthy prostate to stop masturbating. Can any readers prove me wrong on the above posits or alternatively offer any other similarly impossible tasks. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colorwolf Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 as part of my upcoming performance at the MoMA i've been trying to nail a fart to the wall...this has, at least sofar, proven to be impossible...any ideas, FJ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroyinEwa/Perv Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 The police from Thailand to find Thaksin even though it's common knowledge where he is at almost all times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted October 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 You might get the tail end of one to stick but you'd need an adjudicator to draw the line between gas and oil. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyebee Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 It's impossible to lick your own elbow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted October 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 I had a mate who was involved in a car crash and spent 2 hours doing just that while he waited for the fire brigade to cut him out.. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTO Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Why is masturbating with a healthy prostate bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted October 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 I'm not sayings its a bad thing, if anything its a cause I champion, I was asking the whimsical question would it be possible to stop a man from doing it. Re eyebee's elbow, if you couldn't do it yourself you could pay somebody in Loliitas to do it for you. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckwoww Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Watch it. I like a hand shandy same as the next bloke. And I have a normal prostate. Any more of this and I'll be lodging a complaint with the Prostate Discrimination Commission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted October 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Unfortunately (or fortunately depending on your point of view) the prostate descrimination isn't as visible as other forms of prejudice. cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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