Ranger Posted March 28, 2002 Report Share Posted March 28, 2002 Boys, A couple of weeks ago, I spent 5 days in Pattaya and had more bad experiences than I have had in my previous 40 or so trips combined. Exaggeration? Maybe a bit, but in short? Had one of my regulars tell me to shower first and then left to get food and never came back. Sat in my room alone for 3 hours before finally grabbing a street girl at 5 am. Had another regular leave in the middle of the night while I slept and helped herself to double her usual tip. Another regular that had stayed with me all 5 days on my last trip, left me after 30 minute ST's not once, but twice. The first night I had a fever and wanted to sleep, but the second time she just wanted to leave. Had a girl tell me that she could only do ST because she had to go home and take care of her puppy! Took a girl that a friend recommended as giving the best BJ in Pattaya. She had little enthusiasm for said activity with me. Finally gave up and booted her. Had a welcome girl that I have known for a while tell me she wanted me to take her and her lesbian friend ("she have big milk") and to come back at 2 am so I wouldn't have to pay bar. I arrive just before 2 and her "boyfriend" just showed up, so she can't go with me. I had passed up quite a few good opportunties that night. My only good time was with a beer bar girl. I thought she was a bit fat, turned out she was pregnant. She wanted to know if I "felt her baby" while we were screwing! There is only one reasonable explanation for all this???Dr. Evil stole my mojo!!!! I'm certain that it couldn't have anything to do with my new fondness for alcohol. Surely, I don't become less charming after 10-12 vodkas?!! I had to get back to Pattaya and try again. It couldn't get any worse, or could it?????? Stay tuned??? Ranger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted March 28, 2002 Report Share Posted March 28, 2002 If this is happening to you Ranger what chance has the rest of us got ?? Didn't you drink before ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 28, 2002 Report Share Posted March 28, 2002 could it get worse...well maybe warts!! No only joking. On the positive side I have found that after a run of bad luck a real sweetie comes your way and resores you faith and mojo. keep your pecker up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 29, 2002 Report Share Posted March 29, 2002 worrying, very worrying.........I'm due in a few weeks and can't afford to have my holiday ruined by such goings on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Posted March 29, 2002 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2002 DB, Well, it was more like a 1 for 5, with the pregnant girl being a bad-hop double down the line! Mitch, I somehow managed to live in Thailand almost 2 years without discovering alcohol. Started drinking a couple of months ago and it's kinda fun. Fast Fred, My pecker is always up, but I'll watch out for the warts! Hansum Man, A Hansum Man will have no troubles in Pattaya! No worries. Ranger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadaBing Posted March 29, 2002 Report Share Posted March 29, 2002 Your not sand-baggin us boys on Pattaya are ya ? :-) BadaBing ( who doesnt have a poker face ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Posted March 29, 2002 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2002 Badabing, Yeah, you caught me! I was hoping that I could keep all the girls for myself by scaring all you guys away! Did it work? Ranger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 6, 2002 Report Share Posted April 6, 2002 Heheeee! "Feel her baby..." Love it. Hang in there Ranger. On balance, booze is a real good thing. For sure. Getting offered "only" short time, by a cute little Thai girl, ain't the end of the world. Bottoms up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted April 7, 2002 Report Share Posted April 7, 2002 You got a chuckle out of me Ranger. You could see it like the adage 'the coldest day I have ever seen was a summer night in SF' so to me 'the worst day in LOS is still better than the best day in the states'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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