gobbledonk Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 I might add that anyone who has ever served in the military probably doesnt have as many issues with this kind of thing - thats a generalisation, but I vividly recall night one at Recruit training. They get everyone to take a shower, you then have to stand in front of a Corporal sitting on a chair (careful, Grev ..), lift your Johnson and give him a guided tour of your tackle. Thats not the end of it, sadly - you then have to bend over, spread your cheeks while he makes some smartarse comment about your sexual history. The only thing worse than being a recruit would be spending 12 months there as a Corporal, but it was a fast-track to the Sergeant's Mess. The final indignity comes at discharge time, when the good Doctor gives you the rubber glove treatment, but by that time I had stood naked in front of so many people that I didnt give a rats arse. I might add that I dont think female recruits had to go through the same 'cavity search', but I cant be sure about that. Its definitely not something that they mention in the Recruiting literature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted April 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 ...for sure, children should NOT be groped by these TSA azzholes!! What military experience would make a person not want to on these TSA dipsticks!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 From that description, it sounds more like you were in the navy than the army. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Scrutinizer Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 From that description, it sounds more like you were in the navy than the army. You're thinking of the Air Force, Flashguy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted April 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 ...the Navy you just took your turn in the barrel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Scrutinizer Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Cav, You must have been in a different Navy than I was Bubba! Maybe that was for the Orificers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted April 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Just the old joke, they had a barrel on the ship/army base (etc) and you would put your Mr. Happy in a hole in the barrel and would enjoy much pleasure...later it would be your turn in the barrel ...then there was the long running folklore myth of the sailor that "humped" some of the turkeys that were to be cooked for thanksgiving but no one would eat turkey after the "story" got out so they deep sixed all the turkeys! ...and the stories/myths go on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Boobs and "other private parts" are weapons? All modesty aside, mine has been described as a weapon. :nahnah: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 If I were Obama and I wanted to play politics. About 3 months before the election I'd order TSA to stop these body searches. The Republicans can say he's making it safe for terrorists to get a bomb into an airport but I think the court of public opinion wouldn't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Scrutinizer Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Just the old joke, they had a barrel on the ship/army base (etc) and you would put your Mr. Happy in a hole in the barrel and would enjoy much pleasure...later it would be your turn in the barrel ...then there was the long running folklore myth of the sailor that "humped" some of the turkeys that were to be cooked for thanksgiving but no one would eat turkey after the "story" got out so they deep sixed all the turkeys! ...and the stories/myths go on... 555555! I actually know a guy who said he did this when drunk and horny one Thanksgiving eve (in civilian life). He was a nut, so possibly true. Said he told no one and the turkey was cooked and consumed the next day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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