BelgianBoy Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 She said “Hello mister, Where do you go? You very handsome†I felt like a beau. “You are a good man A very good heart, You look like a film star†I sure felt the part. She said “You want lady? I come home with you, I do all your cleaning, Make house look like new†“I don’t want money, I take care for free, I don’t want money, Just ‘take care’ of me†She moved into my house To take care of me, Not a week later Mum got a bad knee. “I don’t want money I take care for free, I send just a little To fix mum’s bad knee.†A month or so later She got her next call Her sister needs money To go to high school “I don’t want money I take care for free, I send just a little For sisters degree†Two months have gone now, Her dad’s on the phone, They’re taking the farm back he can’t pay the loan. “I don’t want money I take care for free, I send just a little For farm and family†She didn’t want money, She took care of me, She always told me She’d take care for free. Her mum’s leg is better Her sister’s at school Her dads got his farm back I’ve paid for it all She didn’t want money, She took care of me, Took me to the cleaners....... she did it for free (shamelessly copied from the internet) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyfloss Posted July 13, 2014 Report Share Posted July 13, 2014 My Uncle Kev He's Sixty-Nine; But looking Fine; He runs a Pub; And a Club; He goes to Spain; To Entertain; And comes back-again; He likes the Footy; And the Booty; He smokes his Fags; And reads his Mags; My Uncle Kev; Isn't really my Uncle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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