China Newsreader Reports On Special Mushroom

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A rare Chinese mushroom was seemingly unearthed in Western China the other day by workers digging a well. The object was so strange, with no one in the village ever having seen anything like it, so naturally, it ended up on the evening news. Must have been a slooooow news day. The reporter, Ye Yunfeng, described by her network as young and having led a sheltered life, went on the internet and claimed she found that the object was a rare Lingzhi mushroom valued in ancient days for its medicinal properties and ability to prolong life.

The report got the immediate attention of many viewers. Turned out the mushroom was nothing more than a double-headed sex toy with a pussy on on end and an asshole on the other. Of course, the video of the broadcast report went viral throughout China followed by the rest of the world once it got posted on YouTube. Many viewers in China said they appreciated the naivete of the reporter and the villagers.

Ye Yunfeng spoke with the workmen drilling the well who had uncovered the item.

“When we dug down to about 80 meters deep, we fished out this long, fleshy object. It’s got a nose and an eye, but we have no idea what it is!†one worker said, according to a translation of the video.

Ye followed up: “As we can all see, this looks like a type of fungus, on both ends of which you’ll find mushroom heads. On this side, you can see what looks like a pair of lips.†(She ain’t kidding! Watch the video!!)

 

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