sfcfan Posted October 4, 2002 Report Share Posted October 4, 2002 Everybody please watch out for the following viruses ... >The Manchester United Virus ... This is where your PC thinks its far superior than any other PC and develops a memory disorder, forgetting anything that happened before 1993. The David Beckham Virus ... This affects newer PC's mainly. The computer looks great, all the lights are on, but nothing works. The Roy Keane Virus ... This one is particularly nasty and will throw you out of Windows ... The Alex Ferguson Virus ... The computer develops a continuous whining noise and the on screen clock runs a lot faster or slower(depending on how your days been), than all the other computers in the building. The Fabien Barthez Virus .... This one's not particularly harmful - but you just can't save anything. The Neville Bros. Virus ..... Just when you think things can't get any worse, this one pops up and causes a calamitous error. The Ryan Giggs Virus ... The computer develops a processor problem, whereby it thinks it's better than it actually is. It also experiences dramatic fluctuation in performance. The Luke Chadwick Virus ... This is a particularly ugly one, but isn't usually a threat to anyone. The Manchester United Shirt Virus... This one is especially hard to detect as it changes it's format every 3 months. The Laurent Blanc virus - it has been around for ages and forces your PC to run particularly slowly Andy Cole virus- need 6 attempts to open anything. And an Arsenal one to finish off...... Ashley Cole virus - PC looks like its crashed, but immediately recovers once a rival computer is removed from the network Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted October 5, 2002 Report Share Posted October 5, 2002 Thanks. Don't let Sayjann read this though. : ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayjann Posted October 5, 2002 Report Share Posted October 5, 2002 i could'nt give a toss,stevo. would be nice to see some original jokes now and then. you know the type,NEW ONES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted October 6, 2002 Report Share Posted October 6, 2002 sayj, What's Pink and hard in the morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayjann Posted October 7, 2002 Report Share Posted October 7, 2002 iknow this,but sure in the dark distant past it was originally told about another subject. but i can't quite remember. correct me if i'm wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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