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Visa requirement for Del Boca Vista:

 

To enter Del Boca Vista the applicant must fulfill the following requirements:

 

1. For female applicants, she must promise to paint her hair bright orange. As the applicant approaches retirement the brightness must increase until it has reached a level which would require other pedestrians to wear sunglasses (wrap around sunglasses of course).

2. For male applicants, you must wear yellow golf pants whether you play golf or not. The golf pants may not be worn at waist level, they must be pulled up at least 6 inches above the navel.

3. The applicant must have the ability to use a 2 for 1 coupon during the early bird special thereby causing the restaurant to lose money on the meal.

4. The applicant must agree to drive a huge automobile in the left hand lane of the interstate highway at a maximum speed of 45 mph. Then the applicant must agree to complain to all their friends (during the early bird dinner of course) about how crazy these Boca drivers are!

5.The applicant must agree to annoy the crap out of their grown children and investigate every part of their children's lives. In the event that the applicant's grown children become ill with a cold, the applicant will call their children at least 3 times per day and force their child to visit Del Boca Vista so that their superior medical staff can examine the child.

6. The applicant must agree to tell every detail of their child's lif to ever person they meet at the beauty parlor or while on line at the supermarket.

7. The applicant must agree that in the event of a sale at the supermarket for a nonperishable canned good, the applicant will buy a minimum of 75 cans of that item. One never knows when a snow storm might hit Del Boca Vista.

8. The applicant must agree to arriveat the airport at least 5 hours before the scheduled flight because one never know what can happen on the way to the airport.

 

If the visa applicant can agree to the above stated conditions then we would be happy to issue a visa to Del Boca Vista.

Yours Truly,

The Seinfelds

 

Hey LOS,

Does anyone out there have any idea what the hell we are talking about?

[los]

SERENITY NOW!!