StoneSoup Posted September 21, 2013 Report Share Posted September 21, 2013 He probably didn't think this plan through very well: http://www.khaosod.c...zBNRFk1TkE9PQ== Private Dressed As General To Get Free Drinks (21 September) A soldier has been arrested for disguising himself as a Lieutenant General to bully a bar owner into voiding his bills. Ms. Orn-Uma Sukkasem, 57, the owner of Tukta Cafe and Karaoke Bar in Nonthaburi Province, told the police that Pvt. Chatchai Sribung-ngaw, 21, had been drinking and eating at her bar on the night of 19 September. He also reportedly summoned a waitress to drink with him. When Ms. Orn-Uma′s bar closed down after midnight, she presented a bill of 1,800 baht to Pvt. Chatchai, who reportedly complained the price was too high. Ms. Orn-Uma said she agreed to give him a discount of 500 baht, but Pvt. Chatchai still refused to pay the bill. The Private eventually walked to his van in the parking lot, and came back dressed as a Lieutenant General. He threatened Ms. Orn-Uma that he would have her business closed down for good, according to the owner. She called police soon afterwards.... ...The man also failed to answer which year he graduated from the cadet academy, and was unable to explain how a 21-year-old man like him can earn such a high-ranking army decoration so quickly. Pvt.Chatchai later confessed that he was actually a private serving as a driver for Lt.Gen.Pavaris. His boss was sleeping, Pvt. Chatchai said, so he drove the van out for drinks. Ms. Orn-Uma asked Pvt. Chatchai to pay for his meal, but he said he only had a few hundreds baht. Ms. Orn-Uma then took the money, and did not file any charge against him, saying it would be waste of her time. Cheers! SS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobbledonk Posted September 21, 2013 Report Share Posted September 21, 2013 Complete moron - at best, he might have been able to impersonate a Lieutenant, but even then I doubt she would have believed a word of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baa99 Posted September 21, 2013 Report Share Posted September 21, 2013 It takes a Buddhist Abbot to pull off that kind of impersonation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted September 22, 2013 Report Share Posted September 22, 2013 Nope, that didn't work either. The abbot was spotted by his shaved eyebrows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huumlaar Posted September 22, 2013 Report Share Posted September 22, 2013 Hey, Munchie that sounds like a bar you should have gone too! You could have pretended to be Winston Churchill, or Mel Gibson! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobbledonk Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 Probably a lot safer to impersonate Churchill than Mad Mel. Our boy must be due for another drunken rant - it's been a couple of years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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