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ARIES You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding. TAURUS Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss. GEMINI Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill themself to win a bet. CANCER You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered. LEO The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare. VIRGO You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually gay and the majority of Virgo women are whores. LIBRA You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral. SCORPIO You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You always have snot on your clothes. SAGITTARIUS You are the romantic type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. You thrive on incest. CAPRICORN You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centred cunt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy. AQUARIUS You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights. PISCES You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick. Courtesy of Sickipedia.org: http://www.sickipedia.org/search/2?q=stupid%20cunt#ixzz3IGsUYdZC

You'd think there were other ways of dealing with a mini bar bill...

I am surprised, that multiple planes have not been diverted and made emergency landings, on the strength of my post above.

But then, what censorship level is appropriate on aeroplanes? If I am reading an article about a terrorist group, on an iPad, whilst travelling on an aeroplane, do they panic and do an emergency landing? If I talk about Volcanic Eruptions? Slavery? World War II? Branson's space ship crash? A friend's epileptic fit? Where does it end?

Deliver Us From Evil 2014 - Very Good - Chills up the spine - Well Worth Watching, should be prizes for this one.

I still think that 'roid rage has a lot to do with this, that and the (unprovable) assertion that she'd yet to properly consumate the relationship. "Whilst in prison his prosthetic legs should be removed so he has to crawl daily back and forth the toilet" Give him one... so he knows what's missing...

"Further details of his arrest emerged Wednesday after he was spotted at the Nong Khai border, where immigration staff said he was wearing the same distinctive shirt as in the photo circulated to them..... .....Neij was accompanied by several Thai police officers as he arrived at Bangkok’s second airport, his hands restrained and covered by a folded T-shirt." ​Having used the modern detective method, of matching shirts, to apprehend the criminal, Thai Police are ensuring no slip ups, like escape, because they don't know what he looks like, occur, when transporting the criminal. This is accomplished by draping his handcuffed hands in the same distinctive shirt, that they had memorised from the photo in the arrest warrant. Chief Major General Sergeant Captain Colonel Immigration Police Boss Somchai "Boom Boom" Suriyakul, was heard saying, "It's very difficult to detain individual foreigners when they all look alike, you have to arrest a whole group, or else tag them, with something like a shirt or a bullet hole to ensure you've got the right one".

Perhaps I was being kind

Let's be Cops 2014 - Standard Hollywood Buddy movie, entertaining in a lightweight vein. Worth a watch. Godzilla 2014 - Impressive, compared to any other Godzilla movie I've seen. The secondary hero, a Japanese Professor, spends most of the movie staring at various scenes, aghast. The movie on the whole though is quite good. Worth a watch.

I've never "got" the planet of the apes movies, other than to see how they did them and marvel (not) at the special effects. The Ape's performances are far too Anthropomorphic for my sensibilities.

I would have used salivary but I was dumbing it down for the audience. Would you care to vet my grammar?

Pilot nervousness?

But how many documents to get an ID?

Dear Bill, I woke up this morning and the sun was shining and it was a beautiful day. The some clouds came and now it's raining. It has also got cooler, quite nippy in fact. My climate has changed, is there a support line? Can I get a refund?

I read somewhere else that the BIB have said that he was wearing the same shirt as in the photo in the arrest warrant. Which begs the question, what if he'd worn a different shirt? would they have noticed him?

No, I know someone who lives without them.

Where are the jet ski mafia?

Yes the DNA issue is a problem, the main issue is that we (right thinking people) have to believe that, having got DNA from the various parties, that the Thai Police did not exchange or re-lable the samples to fit their investigative outcome.

Automata - Future with robots - Antonio Banderas, looking reminiscent of Ben Kingsley. Dirty, Gritty. Worth a watch. Edge of Tomorrow - quite a good groundhog-day/transformers/Tom Cruise movie - action filled - Well worth a watch. A Most Wanted Man - Philip Seymour Hoffman, Willem Dafoe and others - a very good movie - Very well worth a watch.

My rejoinder would be, it's a great place but for the Ossies...

Remove his saliva glands.

Whilst I am sure that pre 1950 beaches in LOS were lovely, they are not now. Beaches in OZ and NZ are by and large, excellent. Not only LOS suffers from degraded beaches, I went to Ha Long Bay in Vietnam and was really put off, by the amount of shit and rubbish in the water and the boat congestion, in what was supposed to be a National beauty spot. For all but the upper 10% of the most handsome and wealthy men, in the west, the women in the west are ballbreakers. Hard-nosed bitches with an over-inflated sense of entitlement. So when a western man encounters younger pretty women, who can roll in the hay at a moments notice, in LOS, he is of course, amazed. I know fellows, on their return from their first trip to LOS have said, "I never knew, I just never knew...". Add to that smaller prices (for now) and holidays are a no brainer.

Lao people are very friendly, it really is like LOS 30 years ago but with cellphones, no in your face sanuk, but still a wonderful place. If it's cowboy 20 years ago that's needed, Laos is not the place however.

Laos

Do you mean geographically, or the contents of skulls?