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Just read a gem " Marriage in Buriram" for the umpteenth time. It almost makes my teeth flying through the room with laughter. A Norwegian bloke taken to the cleaners somewhere  countryside and after paying alltogether 300.000 Baht to a number of people thought he was now married. God bless him, also from 2002.

Mekong, I joined probably in 1998 or so, cannot remember exactly. My printouts are dated 9/2002 and  show the Delphi-layout. Shall have another look tonight. What came after Delphi?

Gentlemen,

yesterday took a box from my evidence room where I collect unbelievably precious items like 35 year old airline tickets ( PanAm), fuel-powered cigarette lighters and such. I found a folder which holds posts from the old Delphi Board which due to devine inspiration I happed to print and file. Guys like t.ngern, ricscurr, scumbaggio, greekelvis. If they are still alive? These were really great times on the communication sector before childish timewasters like facebook, instagram started to pollute the world. This was from 2002.

Gentlemen,

they have pulled another dead person from the river; I wish to bring to your attention  that Thai police seems to be handling the case professionally by pointing at something somewhere as it has been good tradition for a long time. I expect all to be resolved within hours.

Dear Sir,

which still makes it working under the boat, should maybe better say under the keel-line of the boat, otherwise it would not be in the water any more once boat picks up speed. For an increase in street credibility I should mention at this point that I sold probably hundreds of speedboats with outboard, Z-drive, jet and shaftdrive during an earlier phase of my commercial efforts. Long ago. People dying from related accidents are usually somewhere in the water and driven over. Falling over the side or the stern results in wet clothes or death if can´t swim. In case Thai Rath prints enough photos of the slaughtered actor I might be able to present a powerpoint session at no charge end of April.

4 hours ago, Mekong said:

 
Honestly my sides are aching from laughter,

 

So are mine, did they already present photos of the River Police pointing at somewhere in the water? Maybe dead pigs.

To be hit by a prop you got to jump into the water in front of the speeding unit. Note: the prop is not behind the boat, it is under the boat.

Please follow this up and keep us posted.

Sir, this is really serious. And it is the full truth which I swear by the Almighty:

Several years ago I coincidentially walked down Soi 7 and passing by the Beergarden I saw a woman of almost uncredible beauty. She did even smile at me and I asked her if she probably could sacrifice some spare time to accompany me for dinner and discuss further possibilities. Only if her time allowed of course. Later we arrived at a hotel deep into Soi 18 ( Park Plaza) and she finally refused to enter the room because the door of the room had been painted in black colour. They always say it is the Land of Smiles but it isn´t. Later Madame decided to abandon her doubts but I am still sure it was because I had not settled the bill yet.

Conclusion: cash beats ghost.

10 hours ago, cavanami said:

Today, the issues in Ukraine can be traced back to when Obummer was president!!!

Sir,

blood pressure at 189 plus a possible diabetes are the perfect secret killers. I know what I am talking about as I have been hit by a cardiac arrest 11 years ago due to undetected high blood pressure. No point in wasting theories here, gosee a well equipped hospital on Monday in case they are not operating tomorrow. Taking a few pills would normally solve the problem within a few months.

Second repeated test led into immediate freedom but the guy refuses to say what the circumstances were🤫. Tomorrow the show goes on because they are heading for the 5-day-test. Photo from Soi Cowboy couple of hours ago shows nothing but tristesse.

Further investigation discovered a magic 39,5 of something as the crucial testing barrier. Anything below tells the officials you are positive in Thai version. The guy in the hotel offered to have another test at his own cost to verify the previous result but they said they have an exclusivity arrangement with a certain hospital and don´t allow third parties on the premises. I would jump from the 16th floor balcony to get over this.

Gentlemen,

hopefully you did not invest substantial funds into my aforementioned anti-covid device. Sincerest apologies for any inconvenience caused👅 . The guy who mentioned it to me the other day arrived this very morning in Khrungthep and got a " positive " result even after the chewing gum. The man is now sitting in his hotel, they even put his lady away into another room to avoid possible infection. Both individuals started their trip in Eastern Europe, the Ukraine for that matter,  and have been tested in transit through Europe til their noses started burning. All negative. I wish I knew what the Thai laboratories use as their deadline because then I would have my test before departure adjusted accordingly. Before I know that I won´t move.

The reason I cancelled my trip last Tuesday is that I have no final confidence in the Thai testing system. They use a lower virus-status to initiate quarantine than our domestic rules do which could be a problem if you have been infected before and still carry some virus load. I am not aware of having been infected but who knows. Somebody put me on a website the other day where a guy sells an anti-virus chewing gum which surpresses the virus orally for 2 hours. Principally a very questionable invention but for the 5-day test it might help.

10 Million sound like a bargain for such a beauty.

The rats are jumping ship. Trump´s accountancy firm quit due to possible irregularities, although his property´s real value they still consider as identical with what they certified in the past. What a surprise. Because otherwise they would find themselves deep in the mud. I wonder what happens now with Donald´s huge loans, no bank would be in position to renew without a proper financial statement. Maybe the Russians will help again under the flag of Deutsche Bank.

Cav, just read through Sycamore Row, again wasting precious hours of sleep because could not stop heading for the final pages. Phan-tas-tic. Now start with A Time to Kill.

Gentlemen,

finally cancelled my next week´s trip to Siam this minute. Basic reason is I have no plans to spend 10 days somewhere incarcerated due to a Covid infection following the 5-days test. With the lovely Pam I could have somewhat controlled personal contact-risk but how do you make sure nothing goes wrong with a mixture a ladyboys from Sukh , a bunch of hookers from the darkness of  Lumpini Park plus numerous ladies from the low end oil massage. Got to find a new longtime companion as it looks. Requirements are about 40 years, slim body a must, should speak some English. Plus the willingness to pass a HIV test at the red Cross Hospital once Bubi comes round the corner, jointly of course. Promise of true and eternal love an advantage, general circumstances with Bubi are usually most favorable I may confirm. Property under contruction up country benevolently considered, one gets used to it I may say. Marriage not possible due to bigamy legislation. Tattoes and piercings strictly not acceptable.

Absolutely excellent move. May it now last for ever.

A thread going out of control would rather remind us of the good old times .

Disclaimer

In no way I tend to give the impression that I probably believe  the good old Khunsanuk does NOT have the aforementioned phantastic brain capacity. I realise my words above are misleading to an extend that shatters me.

7 hours ago, Mekong said:

IMHO if someone merely repeats what has been previously posted by the member in question, such is within board rules, it it wasn’t we would be constantly banned. 
Onthe other hand, if poster A was to post private info about poster B, and such was repeated by poster C , both Poster A and C would be in breach.

 

True but on the other hand the good old Khunsanuk would have to have phantastic brain capacity to remember whoever outed himself maybe back in 2001 already. So if anybody posts private info and feels safe to do so he would have to quote the original outing as well.

Front row second from left with the pistol is Mekong, focusing on something he cannot identify. Probably Russian aircraft carrier or naked woman.

6 hours ago, cavanami said:

...can the new generations even grasp a tiny bit of the greatness???

Can´t. They find their greatness on tiktok. A popular german hadhunter complained the other week he almost cannot find tough applicants any more for demanding jobs. He says: they melt under pressure like a snowflake does. Nuff said.

Talking about dead `icons´ .

8 hours ago, Mekong said:

 

The American guy may be with her now, but he cannot take away what you had with Pam in the past, the memories will always be there.

 

Words of eternal wisdom, hitting the truth to it´s full extend in this particular case. Madame with 44 does not show great attraction on the local wedding market I suppose so I repeatedly suggested to take the chance in case some decent falang came round the corner. The number of my trips to Siam is somewhat limited anyway looking at maybe to another 3 years . I had in fact prepared a nice farewell-package for the day to come but now man Amelica takes over, I hope all goes well, really.

File closed, but who knows what the fark happens next. No promprem, hab lady too mut.

Gentlemen, I am in tears. Heart again broken.

As per today January the 22.nd about 14:07 CET the extremely lovely Pam told me over the phone that she met man from America willing to marry her. ´Bout 30 years older but they truely love each other. 44 against 74 to be precise. I sincerely hope man from America is in good health because Madame if in good mood requires quite, well, you know what I mean. I wish them well, honestly. After thorough analysis the degree of sadness against relief stands at 5 to 95** as I am realising right now. We shall continue to do some occasional business ( strictly commercial ) and I am preliminarily glad to have no erotic commitments once in BKK next time. I already missed the peaceful moments reading the daily paper  in bed in the morning.

I shall keep you posted. The lonely nights won´t last for ever I fear.

** Say 15 to 85