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  1. Girls...is a slight twist of the truth....

     

     

    Middle aged Hookers....is more accurate.....IMHO

     

     

    Elderly women who have lost sense for true love and romance is what the Beergarden has on offer , I am disappointed . Deeply disappointed .

     

    And what makes things worse is the closure of the Naughty Girls bar Soi 4 , I wonder what this city is heading for , armageddon . But there is lovely Pam from Lao who never asks for money .

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    Lamphun is famous throughout Thailand for its BEAUTIFUL WOMEN :hubbahubba: :hubbahubba: :hubbahubba::grinyes: :grinyes: :grinyes:

     

     

     

    With the additional advantage there is an airport 40 km away in Chiang Mai . The world`s most beautiful women are not worth anything if you have to consider 5 hours on the bus to get there . One way . A recently discovered potential love of my life came from Surin which made her disappear from my shortlist .

  3. I have been watching a report about four UK veterans now in their 90´s the other day who survived a Japanese camp in the area. There were so many really young guys 18 or 20 years old who lost their life in the jungle ; I have been twice to the Kanchanaburi cemetery in the meantime and it always reminds of the great fortune we could enjoy living in mainly peaceful Europe without major headache resulting from a bullet flying through .

  4. I think it is principally a good idea to walk naked through Bangkok because it helps Thai people to understand alternative cultures . Although in this particular case I wonder what the lady did have in mind because she did take her clothes off but had the wisdom to keep sort of shoes on . Very strange and I fear the Thai police will very soon publish investigative results connecting her with the Erawan bomb or alternatively the Koh Tao murder case . I think she looks somewhat Russian if you ask me . Which does not make anything better .

  5. Gentlemen ,

     

    back from Khrungtep I let the board officially know that my new permanently temporary companion is comrade Tuk from Lao . When madame agreed to relax a few days by the riverfront and I presented her passport at the reception the woman at the counter said this is a Lao passport and I almost collapsed in the lobby because I expected the local constabulary to roll in in a few seconds and put her in chains . But Madame hab visa , issued 2011 and still somewhat active it seems . This is a world of wonders .

     

    Anyhow , woman Lao velly goos . Professionally trained massage expert and the sweetest female subject under the Thai sun I swear . I may at that point again praise the wisdom of the emigrated Mr Stickman who several months or years ago expressively recommended not to overlook the ladies working in the massage shops for further activities . The man is right .

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  6. Honouring Mr Nasiadais praise for the Nanaplaza complex I have visited the area against all my instincts last night . After struggling through a crowd of 1,90 m ladyboys I did finally arrive at my target property called Sexy Nights which has been recommended to me by somebody as a laid back bar with post war music and peaceful staff . Somebody pushed me inside but after a fraction of a second I turned round and ran away . A hellhole .

  7. All our life is nothing but a circle of meaningless activities , people invented religious structures to give it some sense but in the end only the moments of joy are what really matters . ( Words of Fritz BuBi , German philosopher , 21st century )

     

    Which brings us back to Miss Tuk , who an hour ago confirmed again she misses me like nothing before although I have a strong feeling she mixed me up with somebody else because I am not from Amellica .

  8. The Netherlands would almost be perfect if not they would insist to behave as ruthless avengers of even the most unsignificant speeding on their motorways . Automatic systems are watching incoming visitors and check the numberplates for a history of earlier crimes , units possibly purchased from North Korea .

     

    France , in comparison , sends a lot of threatening pamphlets but ignorance solves these issues for ever .

     

    Maybe that is what Mr waerth means in lack of other hardship worth complaing about . The Netherlands are great .

  9. Sir ,

     

    as I am currently tortured by the very same uncertainties I may offer you the wise answer of our Beloved Leader Mr. Khunsanuk who explains as follows :

     

    " Hi,

     

    "I expect an hour of torrential rain in the afternoon"

     

    Yea, sounds about right. It has actually been raining quite a bit the last week or so, but with a few exceptions it is usually late afternoon to mid-evening for a few hours.

     

    Sanuk! "

     

    In case of heavy rain I highly recommend the terrace of the Landmark Hotel which allows smoking a cigar in peace , offers a variety of overaged freelancers for emergency cases and easy access to important tourist hotspots like Soi 4 to 7 .

  10. Over the weekend a fistfight with lots of people involved broke out in a refugee camp in Kassel . Trouble started between an 18 year old guy from Albania and an 80 years old fellow from Pakistan . Neither of them shall receive status as refugee due to both countries considered as principally "safe" but they do not know this yet . Most of the people arriving here from whereever think that they are heartily welcomed which they are not .

     

    If this continues I shall emigrate into the Nakhon Rachasima forest and join the Red Shirt Revolutionary Armed Forces For the Liberation of Siam . Area Commander BuBi with 12 wives , one more beautiful than the other ; my official car shall be a Volkswagen with fraudulent diesel engine and I don´t care . Yes , that is what I shall do . Spend the weekends in Soi 7/1 , never use comdoms again , buy the Singha brewery and pee into the Mekong River .

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