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Interesting how after all these years Sticks column eventually refers to his "bad wife" on last weeks (22-Mar) edition. Don't think he's ever mentioned her before in such a manner?

Very surprised indeed to read this remark , in particular as ex Mrs Stick has no chance to respond . " Falang man no good , hab other ladee "

Khun Waerth ,

no tourist arriving in Khrungthep shall enter a conflict with a Thai taxi driver once this subject confiscates the paper and puts it in his pocket . neither would any average tourist proceed with wasting his holiday time trying to win a war with a Thai taxi driver over maybe 150 Baht surcharge , in case tourist realises that he paid too much , by ringing the tourist police or whomever .

Gentlemen ,

during the late hours of this Saturday afternoon I could transmit specified data covering all names involved plus amount sent to more than lovely Pam who in exchange wishes to express her gratitude to this excellent forum ; I have taken the liberty to mention the joint efforts of numerous gentlemen of unknown coordinates .

I shall now closely monitor the whereebouts of the relevant monies to avoid abuse as for example seeing them disappear in the Korat forests where Pam´s home territory is .

The requested update on the dental developments is in order , watch this board around end of April when I shall be available for inspection .

Thank you again .

On this paper they show name and registration number of this individual taxi .

Thank you for your enlightening words . A vote buyer classic , here they have recently installed a dramatic increase in pension payments encouraging people to give up working earlier . All involved should be incarcerated right away for an act of wastage of money that they shall not have in a few years due to demographic reasons . Poor Yingluck , maybe time to join the democrats .

@ gentlemen jitagawn and passingthru ,

your advice seems to come close to the truth . it is not easy to discuss this affair withe Mrs Pam because she declares Western Union in general as hopelessly tingtong . May I just confirm that presenting herself at the WU booth she shows MTCN , tells the clerk the amount she expects and name of sender . All this is verbal only or does she need a paper to show aforementioned details ?

Thank you for your advice , in your honour we shall call one tooth " Tooth passingthru" and the other one " Tooth jitagawn " . May all involved have a long life .

 

Every single day in America, the U.S. government intercepts and stores nearly 2 billion emails, phone calls and other forms of electronic communication.

About 700 billion / year , they might have come across a certain buffalo_bill searching for ladyboys with large dicks . This year . Next year probably small dicks . Precious news to think about .

Gentlemen ,

awfully sorry to disturb this peaceful Friday by creating meaningless threads but more than lovely Pam is in tears as the Western Union Company seems to refuse paying 6600 Thai Baht for new tooth No. 2 . She has the transaction number and to my best knowledge that is all you need to cash . WTF could be wrong ?

Did the surplus cash go to the farmers by paying them inflated prices or did Yingluck steal it or did it disappear somehow in the political jungle ? Is there any evidence for anything ?

Ahhhhh....a few drinks, dim the lights

Clothes off and here we go , you are right as I am thinking twice .

The bum of the more than lovely ( Isaan national ) Pam is also slightly above urban average . I like that , no discrimination here please . Though i could not do with the woman in the video clip , I bet she has silicone boobs , pubic hair completely cut and reads her smartphone during boom boom . All very terrible . BuBi no like .

Gentlemen ,

driving in my motorcar this morning on the Autobahn the news on the radio said that ex Thai prime minister Yingluck Shinawatra faces court trial due to having bought 1 years rice production at double the market price to gain support from the relevant farmers . It might have cost the kingdom the sum of about 2 billion Euros . Is this , tecnically , the full truth ?

PS : I am not against erections as such

Fello boarzmen feeling inspired to make use of the Brazilian Wandering Spiders questionable opportunities I may respectfully remind of an estimated 12 years old precious thread on this very board where I did eleborate on a German TV report showing a Pattaya barworker complaining about punters who " cannot come " after consuming an overdose of Viagra and unfortunately dying in her arms struggling for an orgasm . " Him die " she confirmed .

A BuBi health warning .

 

 

It would only take one or two example cases of women or anyone distributing pictures to be sent to prison for five years, to take this law seriously

As corruption has been successfully eliminated from Thai soil decades ago by sending two people to jail .

In the name of science , thruth etcetera I wish to add that the final project does cost 12400 Thai baht . The 6200 were per tooth says the more than lovely Pam . New teeth probably replacing sick buffaloes and mum`s bloken leg these days what do you think fello boarzmen ? Pam says she loves me .

If female citizens go as far as shooting middle boob selfies , would that be legal ?

With your permission I may add another aspect of my recent Thai exploring expedition within the famous Nana Building , ground floor . After accurate research and analysis I decided to start my ladyboy tentative investigation at a place called Obsession , highly recommended by lots of ladyboy lovers , none of which are here on this very forum I am sure . The tecnical difficulty was that all people working for the establishment show a body hight of at least 1,80 m which is a frightening aspect as I am fairly below this . Never a problem with the daughters of the Isaan , different here .

I was enthusiastically welcomed by a bunch of these people physically pulling me into various directions , most disgusting I may say ,and all were sreaming something . I wanted home to my mum but too late .

Pure panic made me decide for one of the monsters with an enormous breast and I ran into shelter , the inside of Obsession GoGo Bar . I did earlier elaborate on the noise level when Isaan dancing takes place , but the Obsession inside beats everything . The monster said something which I did not understand and next thing were two drinks arriving , a red cloured liquid of unknown specification at 220 each . Various times I tried to explain the monster that I wanted out of this hell but she did not move , so I took the red liquid and ran . Outside is sort of an open bar where I tried to recover and soon my new friend arrived suggesting we visit a short time hotel upstairs Nana with no delay . Gentlemen , and no up front payment of 1000 US Dollars in my favour would have made me spend only 1 minute on any given mattress with this creature . I explained i was only on investigative mission , tired and out of money which made her /him disappear in no time .

I shall not go there again .

At an earlier stage of my unfinished studies in law I have once written a piece about " Putative excess during self defense " . The article to my endless disappointment did not receive the deserved worldwide attention although I offer my assistance in this case . Can travel .

What ever happened to Nok?

 

 

Heart broken .

At the occasion of enjoying high tea at the Four Seasons Hotel Rachadamri Nok unfortunately allowed me to play with her smartphone which led into a sudden death of our relationship the very hour . Precisely speaking , Nok has been absent for a minute visiting hong nam but certainly would have allowed me to play on her smartphone if only she would have been there . I inspected her facebook account and came across correspondence with a gentlemen from Switzerland who does obviously speak and read Thai although a photo of a ticket showing details of them both was easy to understand . I used the opportunity to break out into tears and leave the battlefield so to speak . After thorough psycological investigation into my inner self I sometimes think it has been the golden opportunity I might have been waiting for . Time since then I shall later remember as a time of glory and purest pleasure , see my recent pieces on this forum . Any future relationship(s) with Siamese ladies shall be classified as intensive but loose . But that is what I always thought.

Make her happy in her role, and you will enjoy remarkable happiness yourself.

Mr YimSiam ,

this your very statement shall survive the next coming centuries . A sentence of unbelievable gravity , my guideline til further notice . Purely excellent , my respect. I shall follow your advice to proceed with utmost sensitivity , following her lead but delicately . Although I can´t stand spicy Thai food , but so what .

Mr wearth , profane approach like buying jewels or shopping gold at yaowarat is not on my list any more as well as building houses in the woods for that matter . It gets tiring , I am now after true love . Insofar your orange counselling truck would not improve anything , I am sorry . Unless you would offer an ultra fast HIV test saving me 500 Baht tips at a certain hospital for fast services . Speed is everything .

I am , gentlemen , overwhelmed . Did I initially expect Fiery Jack to surface with a suggestion leading to a foodstall close to Nana hotel or Flashermac recalling strategies developed close to the Mexican border 60 years ago I am now facing samples of innovative thinking which I may respectfully comment as follows :

Mr radioman`s idea to leave things to the lady`s choice would be as fruitful as suggesting to run 3 times up and down lower Suk on an Saturday afternoon with bare arse , resulting in a plain " Up to you " .

ka-la-o-kee with a botten or two I have had already had , celebrating a birthday at a place called Isaan dancing , I reported accordingly . I shall never again come close to anything like this . People who have had the opportunity to put their head into the exhaust end of a F16 taking off might have developed a feeling about the noise level at such place plus the disappointing aspect that nobody did show any respect to jai dee tourist Bubi who had paid for the lot . To make things worse , I forgot my cigars .

" The suck-cess of any such venture could likely be ascertained by any noted change in her later evening gymnastics. " As you say .

Gentlemen ,

due to my behaviour of treating the ladies like a gentleman of long forgotten times when elegance and generosity were standard procedure I repeatedly encounter disappointing results in the kingdom . Like I was out last week with my favorite from the Silom classic thai massage shop , the more than lovely Pam . I do already avoid places like 5 star hotel restaurants and such in favour of advanced open air establishments as previously reported ; further nothing moves without a shopping tour through Terminal 21 to improve the outfit of mademoiselle (" falang you tingtong underwear " was what she said ) . Nonetheless I always note that all my joint efforts do not really create a feeling of relaxation and pleasure once we are sitting in the restaurant , so what can be done .

I start to think that the daily meals prepared with her sisters from the massage in the open air seem to please her soul to a much higher degree . I am asking myself how the esteemed local gentlemen of foreign origin deal with this problem if taking the beloved one out . Spend the evening crunching fried cockroaches in Soi 4 or what ?

Just in case the community might smell a general boredom of mademoiselle dealing with tourist BuBi I may officially confirm that at a later time the same night all boredom has disappeared in favour of sensibility , enthusiasm , passion and everything else . Velly goos .

And as we are talking : my temporary experimental ladyboy companion from Central Silom same same .

The age range of aforementioned individuals says about mid thirties .

Over to you

I have been there , it is opposite Robinson Bangrak . They did almost speak no English but using a photo at the office wall they confirmed 6000 is already advanced quality . Starter price around 3.000 , upper end 20.000 . Sort of mini clinic .