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I have been there , it is opposite Robinson Bangrak . They did almost speak no English but using a photo at the office wall they confirmed 6000 is already advanced quality . Starter price around 3.000 , upper end 20.000 . Sort of mini clinic .

Gentlemen ,

my favorite exclusively Thai-classic massage girl from Silom Road is a pretty woman except there are two teeth missing upper left jawbone . I asked why she does not have them replaced and she said too ickpensiff . I asked what it costs and she said 6000 Baht . I got this confirmed later by hotel staff and I am asking now what the heck they can do for 6000 Baht replacing 2 teeth , this costs the very same in Euro over here . Nail a piece of wood into the gap ? Needless to say she got the 6000 , investment for next time in May . BuBi longterm strategic thinking but still I am in doubt about the result . What is your comment ?

Reading this again I should better mention that we did of course spend the occasional night at the hotel but apart from that it is all strictly Thai Classic . My current favorite to tell the full truth .

A widely underestimated soi seems to be number 11 . No idea which police area but investigating sources of true love and passion I stumbled last week into a place called AVA Bar . Still not sure what the concept is but heading for the restrooms on second floor I noted 2 ladies sitting in swings swinging all the time . Anyway the establishment is highly recommended due to an extremely civilised environment and asking an official what the purpose of the house is I was told for a lousy 2000 Baht barfine the girls were probably willing to offer secretive pleasures . I decided to invest into gin and tonic instead although later the evening some lady joined me at my table and after 2 glasses of red wine complained about man from Germany who broke her heart . And left her two years ago with a luk krung (sp?) of 7 years . She herself was 20 years she later confirmed meaning at the age of 11 must have given birth to aforementioned human being . Moments like this make my life a precious event and my thanks go out to the unknown parents of this exceptional lady .We had some more drinks which led into a serious shortage of funds and I had to ring the hotel to send a man with a car and fresh money .

Another lovely evening in the big city , I don`t know what all you people are complaining about .

In a move of fierce opposition to Khun Stick I decided to postpone my emigration back to Europe for full 2 days this very week , reason being Lovely Mum from the Silom Road serious Thai massage shop . She good heart , no buffaloes left on the farm ( Kubota now ) and did not ask for money . Perfect fit . Thai husband gone due to other lady and dink too mut . A drama that calls for social rehabilitation . You tingtong sexy underwear is Mum's preliminary judgement concerning a case of deep and serious love .

I had , gentlemen , another time of my life . Khun Lek from Oscar serious Thai health massage near Patpong swore in my presence that I was the one she has been looking for since Thai husband gone due to hab other lady and dink too mut . A statement that might even be nothing but the full truth because I tend to fork out money too mut at times when i think all is perfect .

I did in the meantime start to consider having engraved on my gravestone the very words " Where you go ? ". In Thai of corse .

I`m back in May , Mum not go customer any more , Lek thinks it over .

Sincerest apologies I did not make it to the American Smokehouse last nicht for tecnical reasons because I decided to go out with the ladyboy . I realise nobody else goes out with ladyboys although there seem to be hundreds around per squaremeter Sukhumvit area for unknown reasons . As a brief summary of the event I may say that I could not imagine to boomboom such person but apart from that it has something . I do now understand the people chasing ladyboys ; to avoid elimination from THAI360 , the monument of heterosexuality , I may confirm I just spent a pleasent evening with Mum from the strictly serious Thai massage . Would anybody ask me what was better the answer is : advantage Mum but up to you .

Gentlemen ,

I do hereby officially recommend restaurant zanzibar Soi 11 although to my horror a band started playing just after we had taken seats . But other than expected they played romantic songs which supported my general layout of the evening to no small degree . I could even smoke my evening cigar ( tobacco ) in peace and did not even start trembling when madame finally asked if I did realise she is a ladyboy so to speak . I explained that due to my central European liberal education based on East Prussian discipline any sort of sexual discrimination has been banned from myself decades ago and in general I keep trying to discover new horizons virtually all the time . I should mention at this point that madame did not originate from any of these stupid ladyboy bars but from the cosmetics department in a Sukhumvit department store . Holding a paper with her mobile number I am uncertain what to do next , a gorgeous beauty . Any recommendation ?

Awaiting your news I recommend in purely general terms Naree Massage at the end of Soi 4 , left .

Although I am not in good condition I promise to do my best to visit the establishment tonight . I am feeling very bad , possibly a latex allergy .

Gentlemen ,

other that the late doomsday prophecies concerning the Thai capital I hereby confirm that since my yesterdays arrival I could jump with joy to be back here . Even for the airport taxis they have now established a sophisticated system that allows the customer to stalk the individual driver once trouble comes up .

Here and now : With the latest as per today love of my life I wish to visit a restaurant tonight called Zanzibar Soi 11 which I did personally sreen this very hour . and results are to my fullest satisfaction . The management takes care to provide a table under an exotic tree separate from the crowd because to be honest I am so far not fully sure if madame is not basically a ladyboy . Which would not really matter since I am after personalities and not meaningless physical defects . we shall see . ( ) Should there be widespread rumours about the Zanzibar causing serious health risks I may politely ask knowing fellow boardmembers to step forward and issue proper warning today before 19:00 sharp .

Thank you .

Mr stonesoup ,

during my last somewhat eratically structured visit to the big city I stumbled by pure coincidence into a small soapy at the end of an alley which following your excellent description should be very close to the Smoking Pug . Sounds now like an ideal round trip in particular as the relevant lady promised to wait for me til the end of her earthly existence . Because BuBi so hansum .

Alas ! Here we go again , a smartphone related childish feature making people run under the nearest railway locomotive staring at a completely useless object they have just purchased for 30.000 Baht after lining up in the rain in front of an Apple store at 03:00 in the morning .

Khun Mekong , any attempt to bring me into connection with things like smartphones will immediately create big trouble for yourself originating from the joint law offices at South Sathorn .

Again , where is this place . Please try something like : 200 meters left from Patpong Surawong exit or so .

Fully agree Khun Waerth . Although if you read Sticks latest pieces a reader who is unfamiliar with Khrungthep might get the idea that the place has become a meaningless dumphole . Which might be a longterm resident's view but as far as it concerns for example Khun BuBi I enjoy BKK as much as in the past . The only thing I really miss is Clinton Plaza , don't ask me why .

 

Location is Surawong Road - at 13.729263, 100.529240.

 

 

Mr stonesoup ,

in case you could clarify what you mean by 13.729263, 100.529240 I might honour the place with my presence on this very Saturday .

Unless I have to deal with urgent Northeastern farming issues , but usually not at 07:00 PM .

Flash , although you did so far fail to put the event into any Vietnam related context I have to admit that I did really laugh my ass off repeatedly today whenever watching this gem . Thank you so much , you good heart .

Right at the beginning you see a guy waving a red flag , kind of abandon ship safety regulation I guess. We do not know how many thousand innocent people did not survive the development of this phantastic unit . Fiery Jack might be interested to launch one out of Nana Plaza early morning .

Excellent . I did initially fear that the procedure gets out of control and destroys large parts of the Isaan and Lao .

Taiwan may as well be a separate country, if you compare it with "the mainland". It is far ahead of the PRC in many ways - including democracy.

Sir ,

the Taiwanese like many other Asians , Thais f.e. , have difficulties to settle heavy disputes in a civilised manner .

A large share of the Taiwanese have mainland roots , Kuomintang , and I repeat that they are much more developed in human bahaviour than the mainlanders . Which shows again that education is everything . It might happen to the mainland although it would take time . I do not see a bright future for China anyway , they are currently at the peak of favorable conditions .

I know quite a few well educated Chinese but they are all from Taiwan . The average Chinese citizen lives in a world of greed, aggression and the unability to show affection except to family members and lucrative business partners . There are exceptions . Official BuBi statement after about a million visits .

Mr stonesoup ,

25.000.000 Chinese tourists staying 7 days each might l result in a massive 175.000.000 dumps without flushing . The kingdom shall collapse under this load . Physically , I mean .

The couple is khunsanuk and Gibsy from Bamboo Massage

Bamboo Massage provides 2 pillows in VIP room 1 . What is the second one for ?

The BuBi Sinothai ice factory would have made ice that is later delivered by van to various outlets of the comercial type . The BuBi ice would have been produced under THE UTMOST POSSIBLE clean circumstances . It would have come in large blocks other than eitim strawberry krap .

The idea to go there came from the mushroom farmer whom I told I wish to sit outside . And she thought a falang likes falang places only . There is a billion restaurants in that area but after thorough research I found one in the middle of soi 11 on the left which suits me and another one Soi7/1 in the middle , left side . The food is not worth to be mentioned but I like it there . What I think is really a good restaurant is a place corner Charoenkrung / Silom opposite the lebua Tower . That place is truely great , my current favorite . Name is Ice Cafe or so . I have been there with Pam from a Thai massage shop

I WANT YOU SO MUCH is what she said . Good news I thought . No prompremm .

Sir ,

with interest I read your comment and agree with what you say about accompnying dishes . Although : in my theory a "huge" steak already kills the party plus an overdose of garlic destroys what should be enjoyed as good taste . They have a very rough way of preparing food which is not my thing at all . Unless they have to pay extraordinary money for imported beef the place is overpriced .

Mister บางà¸à¸­à¸à¸¡à¸´à¸ªà¸‹à¸µà¹ˆ,

I note with growing interest the photo of a lady whom you currently use as your signature . And who is most likely an illegal copy from somewhere . Madame does exactly meet my imagination of pure beauty and erotic ambience . Boardmembers in posession of details about this type of (Thai) women who is currently looking for true love and romance are kindly requested to come forward with details . Ideally about 35 years , salim body a must . I am temporarily based in BKK , can travel . But not by bus .

Thank you

Gentlemen ,

with greatest pleasure I may take the opportunity to outen myself as one of the leading and much sought after experts in Thai rural economy . I have been travelling repeatedly through the North Eastern provinces accompanied by ultra-longterm-ladyfriends seeking for opportunities . As there were :

- Ostrich breeding

- Ice making factory

- Pigs

- Roadside motel

- General

I may in all cases say Thank you oh Lord in Heaven that things did never really develop into reality but provided a lot of real fun . Ice making is actually good business but ex-Lovely Nok received warnings from a local gentleman that further activities in this field would lead into serious trouble . Looking at ostrichs my advice is to stay away from these birds also physically , they are aggressive and show no elegance at all . They are in reality a pain in the ass. Solly for rude .

I am still mentally involved in Thai based agriculture hence my question about mushroom farming . Do not worry .

I might next time probably look into something more tecnical like a diving school , motorcyle rental or taking over a bar on Kho Samui .