Dexi

Cameron should be campaining - for - a Yes vote for Scottish independance,after all,without the Scottish Labour vote the Tories are more likely to get an outright victory in whats left of the UK .....maybe we could call it " Little Britain "

So many questions left un-answered in this campaign,such as - what will the currency be,what will happen to Scotland`s share of the UK national debt,what about the UK`s nuclear base on the clyde ?.....Also many financial firms are considering re-locating south of the border should there be a " Yes " vote.

When Brummie Jack`s dog died after being his faithfull companion for 20 years,he decided to have a small gold replica of his pet made as a memorial.So he went to see his friend the goldsmith. " Sure " said his friend " I can do that for you.Would you like it eighteen carat ? "." No " replied Jack " I`d rather have it chewing on a bone ".

Love it .....so un-PC

Brilliant.... ........I assume the " p " should be a " b "

Don`t forget Susan Boyle...she must generate plenty revenue

And the motto of this tale should be " Never marry a Thai " ( or any other nationality )...

When asked the question " Was your first sexual encounter with a man or a woman ? " Vidals response was " I don`t know,I was too polite to ask " .....LOS must have been his ideal destination .

we have had 3-4 warm sunny days - thats probably our lot for this year

Ah yes,now I get it.....

humour lost in translation ?

Who was is who commented " A dog behaves as an inferior to humans,cats are superior,but look into the eyes of a pig and you will see your equal "....Personally I can`t stand dogs ....they seem to sense this and I have been bitten on several occasions

Had a few good times in Beach club ( not far off the entrance to WS ).Small place but some nice looking table dancers Anyone know if its still there ? Unfortunately havnt been back for a few years now.

excellent

If that happened in LOS what are the chances the receptionist would be up for it :hubba:

Hansum man to BG " Can I smell your pussy ? " ......BG " no ! ".......Hansum man " It must be your feet then ".

a classic :thumbup:

Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a coconut ?.........................you can get a drink out of a coconut