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Mekong

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  1. Well I have had a change of heart, after considering walking away from Thailand after the soon to be ex told me it was over, I am coming back and will take legal proceedings against her. Sat in Barajas now (Madrid Airport) and flight leaves in 40 minutes, hold onto your panties woman because I am coming after your arse. I have been warned against this but I have never been one to take advice, this may prove to be an interesting few months
  2. I have no address or phone number currently No Can Do
  3. Come on HH Have I ever offended you when we have met in real? I stand by my statement that my comment was aimed at goverments and not citizens
  4. Basic Law of Physics, every action has an equal and opposite reaction, my reaction is against my feelings towards US Foreign Policy and certain citizens of the Nation who get caught up in the nationalist fever and actually believe that the US of A is doing the world a favour. Please don't confuse my distain of US Foreign Policy with my friendship with US Citizens, I actually have many American friends all over the world who I have either worked with or met socialy and we get on just fine, in fact Mr C there are are few American BM's who are mutual friends of ours. To balance things out there are also certain chapters of British history that do not wash well with my own personal beliefs and I could not and will not defend. At least I have stirred up a debate, but please accept that my "Uncivil Remarks" were against the poicies of the respective goverments and not the citizens of the country. Kong
  5. The Arrogance of that quote FUCK OFF HOME YANKIES we didn't ask for or need you intervention Gung Ho Assholes
  6. Steve You could go further and state that the Founding Fathers of the United States were in fact themselves the offspring of illegals
  7. KBR aka the Evil Empire the biggest civilian contractor in Iraq. 365 Mill is a drop in the ocean compared to the unaccounted for Billions over the last few years in Iraq. One of the directors is now doing 20 years for 200 Million of backhanders to get contracts in Nigeria, every KBR employee at the time the investigation was ongoing was issued with a court instructing them not to delete any emails. I worked for K M.W. Kellogg at the time, nothing to do with Brown & Root. Brown & Root sold off one of its subsiduraries a few years ago, Haliburton of Dick Cheney fame, Cheney is still a non executive director of Rootie Tootie. All these Goverment contracts being awarded to the same civilian contractor DOH!
  8. If Piers Morgan was driving a 1956 Moggie Minor I would still throw a brick at him. asshole!
  9. I must have heard that one a thousand times but I never tire of hearing it, As an Engineer who has had run ins with beuracratic management on more than one occasion it is actually very close to the truth and that is what makes it so funny.
  10. About 50 KM North, its not so easy just to pop into town as it was when I was living Rama IV / Chuea Plearng area.
  11. Yep We have to plan something either down in the big mango or you take a trip out to "Baan Nok" and see how the other half live.
  12. Exactly 2 weeks from this moment I will be having my pre-flight champagne in TG Biz Class flight from Madrid Barajas to BKK for 3 weeks at home. Its been a long 4 months away but as an industrial prostitute I have to whore myself for money.
  13. Damn I thought this thread was about "Under Skirt Area" so disappointed
  14. I met a girl in the park the other evening, There was an instant spark between us and she fell at my feet. As we laid making love I thought, ''These taser guns are well worth the money.''
  15. Mr Nice The life story of Howard Marks, a one time Oxford Physicist Graduate who found he could make more money out of dealing dope, Rhys Ifans plays the role perfectly. On a side note, my ex wife way back then was Howard's niece so the movie is kind of personal to me.
  16. There are a few boardmembers who shall will remain nameless who would have mentioned wan-king!
  17. What do you call a Deer with no eyes and no legs? - Still No idea What do you call a Deer with no eyes, no legs and no sex organs? - Still No Fuckin' idea
  18. Watched it a couple of nights ago and IMHO John Travolta was doing a spoof of Bruce Willis, the wife thought it was a comedy. As you said tallie, for 78 minutes of unadulterated entertainment without needing to put ones brain into gear its well worth a look see. Not a movie I would pay to see / purchase (even cheap pirate Thai DVD's) but OK for a free download!
  19. I will refrain from repeating the "Little BB Jokes"
  20. I see Little Johnny is called Little Dave in the Low Country
  21. Just saw it myself yesterday morning inbound to Bangkok and was enthralled by it, best movie I have seen in quite a while. Well worth watching if you haven't seen it already.
  22. A bloke is sitting in the bar in the departure lounge at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant. He decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly. He leaned across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto 'We love to fly and it shows'. The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. Then he leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto 'Winning the hearts of the world'. Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto 'Going beyond expectations'. The woman looks at him sternly and says 'What the f**k do you want?' 'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face. 'Ryanair'.
  23. Basil Brush one Cracked me up
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