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Man with authority walks into a bar and orders everyone a round!

When you have a gripe with your leader, just Photoshop his motorcade to say what you really think.

All of you here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.

Trumbo [2015] Award winning biopic that comes across as too sugared up and self-indulgent for some covering the one of Hollywood’s top writers battling the dark ages of McCarthyism.

Mama Mia: a classic Abba song or a Yorkshire lad telling his mother he's arrived?

He joined a dyslexic poetry club last night and ended up making 2 pots and a vase.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qk0jJi0IlA

Truth [2015] As news dramas go this one is easy to watch covering the final days of "Rathergate" at CBS before the 2004 US elections.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lFZzfAAlWI

Teacher: Can anyone use the word contagious in a sentence? Billy: My dad has been painting the fences all week, it's taking the contagious.

There's a new soccer themed DVD out by Bonnie Tyler called 'Football - How not to save free kicks'. It's just totally clips of Joe Hart.

"My wife went to a bad concert in South East Asia!" "Singapore?" "Terrible, and so were the rest of the band!"

Blue Is The Warmest Colour [2013] Controversial award winning visceral French coming of age lesbian movie where each scene looks so real as the director beats it out of two very photogenic leads.

Lady Macbeth [2017] Superb imagery and script. Based on a 19th Russian novel, this adaptation set in rural England of a young sexually feisty woman who finds release with her oppressive husband’s farmhand but even he cannot match the levels to which she will stoop.

Pantani: The Accidental Death of a Cyclist [2014] Somewhat inconclusive documentary film on the rise and fall of the Italian cyclist during the height of the sports doping scandal. Cyclists will go for it!

Rosewater [2014] Interesting dramatization based on a 2009 true story when a Newsweek journalist having appeared on The Daily Show satire news show ends up being tortured in Iranian solitary confinement for several months partly because of it.

The Homesman [2014] Excellent old-fashioned high plains western that does not disappoint with some unexpected surprises and unusual oddball characters. Worth watching more than once.

Mr Holmes [2015] Sherlock with dementia! The screenplay is so dull the fine acting cannot lift it.

Remember when Trump visited a kindergarten class last week well this video was just leaked...

The Founder [2016] Biopic of Ray Krok, founder of the McDonalds hamburger franchise at first seems dull with the usual Hollywood clichéd Americana imagery from the 1950’s but engages with a good lead performance and the confrontational scenes with the McDonalds brothers.

Jawbone [2017] An absorbing gritty UK movie about a retired underdog alcoholic boxer who tries to redeem himself with one more fight. HD download available.

David Attenborough narates A Night Out In Yorkshire