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  1. It is really quite simple. Be like Nancy Reagan. Just say "NO!" It's not rude, it's reality. The gals know at most men are not happy to say no, so they play you like a sucker. But you need to embrace that "NO" word. Learn it. Live it. LOL! Seriously, if it makes you feel better, use the phrase "not tonight" instead of "no." But use one of them liberally. You are the customer and it is up to you to decide for whom to buy drinks. They'll get the idea soon enough and the precedence will have been set. Change bars (not bar areas if you don't want to), cuz it will be impossible t
  2. IME, women do not care about this. Just them. The "care about family" thing is just BS. Only if it benefits them... Cheers, SD
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    After flipping his speedboat, Jesus quickly leaves the scene before his Dad finds out... Cheers, SD
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    LOL. Admit it, you lost it! My map helped you find it 555555555555555555555 Cheers, SD
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    Maybe not busted. On my confuser, the F is between the D and the G. Maybe Teddy just lost it? Cheers, SD
  6. Just watched "Last Chance Harvey." Mostly a chick flick. OK, not great; saved by the performances Hoffman and Thompson. Cheers, SD
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    In the spirit of the Gaza thread... +++++++++++++++++++ Walking through San Francisco's Chinatown, a tourist from the Midwest was enjoying the artistry of all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners when he turned a corner and saw a building with the sign "Moishe Plotnik's Laundry." "Moishe Plotnik?" he wondered. "How does that belong in Chinatown?" He walked into the shop and saw a fairly standard looking drycleaner, although he could see that the proprietors were clearly aware of the uniqueness of the store name as there were baseball hats, T-shirts and coffee mugs emblaz
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    This could be the best homework paper ever! :bangit: :bangit: Cheers, SD
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    LOS themesong?

    Oooo, Gordon Lightfoot just popped up. Not an awesome song, but I can relate the the lyric: "Sometimes I think its a sin when I feel like I'm winnin' when I'm losin' again" and of course "Sometimes I think it's a shame when I get feelin' better when I'm feelin no pain." Too deep for dawn, eh? Cheers, SD
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    Oy, drunk. Forgot Utube. What a *great* band they were, eh? Cheers, SD -- still vodka left, and I saw Jesus Jones on the Utube related links: cool, and that reminds me of Material Issue (Valerie Loves Me!)! My neighbors are gonna hate me, cuz its not good unless its LOUD!!!!!!
  11. I'm pissed, listening to random music from my collection while watching American Football. I think that I have run into the perfect LoS newbie theme song: Soup Dragons, Divine Thing. To wit: [color:purple]You are the one supreme being. Just dressed to kill And fulfill Just any dream. And you are the one heart's desire. All hips and lips Made to trick Just any fool. I could have sworn that you were an angel. 'Cause you're a sweet, sweet, sweet, divine thing. But I should have known That you were the devil. Dressed like a sweet, sweet, sweet, divine thing... And you
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    5555555555 How'd you know I just paid Ms Vampy's mo-by bill this month cuz she was short (of money, that is). As well as getting railroaded into paying for a chunk of her latest philanthropic adventure to the Burmese border. As we always say, there's no such thing as free pussy! Cheers, SD -- doesn't mind a bit as Ms V doesn't abuse it
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    I'd say that the knowledge of someone shagging your missus IS useful... Cheers, SD
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    This just in my email box: Subject: Dad at the mall I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke
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