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    My new biz idea... Cheers, SD
  2. It is really quite simple. Be like Nancy Reagan. Just say "NO!" It's not rude, it's reality. The gals know at most men are not happy to say no, so they play you like a sucker. But you need to embrace that "NO" word. Learn it. Live it. LOL! Seriously, if it makes you feel better, use the phrase "not tonight" instead of "no." But use one of them liberally. You are the customer and it is up to you to decide for whom to buy drinks. They'll get the idea soon enough and the precedence will have been set. Change bars (not bar areas if you don't want to), cuz it will be impossible t
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    This is pretty clever, also useless... Cheers, SD
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-92g1zPKpQ Cheers, SD
  5. IME, women do not care about this. Just them. The "care about family" thing is just BS. Only if it benefits them... Cheers, SD
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    It is raining in Tokyo... Cheers, SD
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    One of my fav sayings by my old man was "Even the sun shines on a dog's ass once in a while." Cheers, SD
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    Why can't all TV weathergirls look as hot as Jennifer DelGato? Yummy. Cheers, SD
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    Too late KDMG. I've already begged BodyGuard guy to give me their numbers LOL! Alas, to no avail... Cheers, SD
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    When Frogs get drunk, do they see pink Eiffel Towers? 5555555555555555 Cheers, SD
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    Look, I took a pix of it! Good job SJ... Cheers, SD
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    Fizzled. At JUSMAG anyway. Just some rain, with no light show or noise. Bummer. Speaking of JUSMAG, if you aren't a Yank, you won't care, so stop reading. If so -- it was a fine Memorial Day arvo with the lads who offer their all (including a few on RnR from the sandbox); and I wish to offer my best wishes and *thanks* to them, even if I do not agree with their assignment! Cheers, SD
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    Yes, you are quite silly indeed. For the cost of six sticks at retail in LoS, you can buy a whole box of them (likely in better condition, too) from Ravi at my link! Works out to B280/stick (US$199/box all in, delivered). Cheers, SD
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    "cigars are less expensive" Doubtful... Oops, that was useful. Sorry. I'm sure the sandwiches there are better tho'. Cheers, SD
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    Had a couple of Cohiba Siglo IVs at the party Sat. You shoulda came... Cheerrs, SD
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    "I have not had sex with a girl today" So you rogered a katoey then? Cheers, SD
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    People who laugh a lot are much healthier than those who don't. Dr. Lee Berk at the Loma Linda School of Public Health in California found that laughing lowers levels of stress hormones, and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds have it best - they laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day. Cheers, SD
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    A slander case in Thailand was once settled by a witness who said nothing at all. According to the memoirs of Justice Gerald Sparrow, a 20th century British barrister who served as a judge in Bangkok, the case involved two rival Chinese merchants. Pu Lin and Swee Ho. Pu Lin had stated sneeringly at a party that Swee Ho's new wife, Li Bua, was merely a decoration to show how rich her husband was. Swee Ho, he said, could no longer "please the ladies." Swee Ho sued for slander, claiming Li Bua was his wife in every sense - and he won his case, along with substantial damages, without a word of evi
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    Spam stands for Shoulder Pork and hAM.
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    Tennis pro Evonne Goolagong's last name means "kangaroo's nose" in Australia's aboriginal language. Cheers, SD
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    I just wish I could sleep. Three nights of unexplained insomnia now. Even my usual "emergency" measure of Dormicum is not working. The bags under my eyes will get charged an "excess fee" when I fly back to LoS next week if this keeps up . Cheers, SD -- just call me Panda
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    After flipping his speedboat, Jesus quickly leaves the scene before his Dad finds out... Cheers, SD
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    LOL. Admit it, you lost it! My map helped you find it 555555555555555555555 Cheers, SD
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