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Vantage Point. Interesting fiction and one perspective of what some can do. LINK

(post moved to ANY NEW JOKES) 12/29/09 02:46 PM - Post#818777 In response to Flashermac - Useful banana thread Flashermac Said:A Peace Corps gal told us she used Polish sausages. Afterwards, she'd cook them and give them to her dog. We couldn't believe she told us that! A mother caught her daughter with a cucumber..."what is that for!?" she yelled the daughter replied "...this cucumber has been my husband for the last 3 days..." The mother said "...well consider yourself divorced, tonight we are having salad!"

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? Big holes all over Australia!

Was ist der nächste?

Not Without My Daughter. 1991. Sally Field (2 time Academy Award winneer). Based on book by Betty Mahmoody. I thought it was a great movie. But I am a history buff not a movie buff. The written reviews were undistinguished. Later Ilman tytartani from Finland did a documentary about the husbands side of the story. He went to Iran and interviewed the husband. The husband said the book by his ex-wife was all lies. Let's see. Wife lives in freedom of speech country. Husband lives in Iran. Whom do I believe. The movie was about Iran and a US citizen woman who marries an Iranian in the US and they move back to Iran. And the movie was filmed in Israel. Hmm . . . could any of the book/movie reviewers be anti-semitic? Of course not.

Hunting farce. Video. LINK

I sent this one to my brother !

Stayed at Penthouse on 1st trip to Pattaya years ago. Recommend to others to stay there at least once. They have and they have enjoyed it. Hotel has good breakfast on side. Very good location and short distance to Walking Street. This is not a very large hotel nor is it new. But the rooms are definitely interesting. I still recommend for all to stay at least once. Advised one newbie to stay there on his first trip to Pattaya. I stayed at my regular discount - the Bella Vista on Soi 8. Since he was new, I walked with him back to the Penthouse to make sure he actually got there. Just before the hotel something rubbed up against my arm and his arm. We turned around and there was an elephant. Certainly a amazement for him. He enjoyed his one and only trip to Thailand. And the Penthouse Hotel.

I thought it was a good one!

A swagman is a tussocker. I thought everyone knew that!

I actually like a good joke - new or 'old'.

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I have to place both hands on my 16 year old automobile as one hand is not strong enough to prevent the autombile from leaving the road by itself ! So I have to take exception to that 'rule'!

How did he do that?

I don't get it. Oh, I do wish I had a sense of humor!