My Penis is hungry

iSN'T THERE a saying about "Caught in the lights like a deer"?

He's carrying her back to front

The other CEO's of course.

Better solution. Leave some out for a few days, then drop onto the plates

Better solution. Leave some out for a few days, then drop onto the plates

I know i am a leftie, but before we declare war on toast, is the toast really toast?

Many times i have seen people warmbread,and declare "Toast" when it's still just white warm bread.

REAL toast is a good brown colour,for me virging on black, for others a lighthoney brown. But brown is what toast is.

Now i know in the U$A you can't have real bread, its sugar content so high the bread never goes goes brown,it gets hot, then explodes in flames.

However, Mr Bubi, i ask, before we declare war, was it toast? Or just warm bread!

Many thai buffett charge a left over fee if you leave good food on your table, makes sense

I can dance!

I have had that, it works better with two gals, one the Ice and and one Hot Tea,

Divorce versus Murder

Machette Kills what a gem, and star studded cast.

Abd prophetic.

We need to pull down that wall that stops us going into Mexico

A friend claims that Thailand is paradise to the less endowed. He says. "If you've just got six inches, Thai women still think you're Harry the Horse."

6 inches? Fark, I'm not pissing beside him! I've met women who's clit can give me a challenge in length

Ahhhh - so not wolf of wall street! But Bear of Backwoods Canada

My point was sarcasm, many girls I suspect dancing were younger than 18 as recent as a few years back, borrow big sis ID or a friends card, no problem. There was a bar in Nana now closed which oddly had both I believe a number of under 18, as well as over 35 girls. More than a few bars in Cowboy had girls of dubious age. Few people want to admit this though I suspect. I suspect some are still out there. Thai places oddly didn't have as many suspect girls. I'm talking about none of them under 15 are the article, more like 16 and many 17 - still well below age in Thailand or your home country.

A Thai friend working for a good NGO outfit said most have left the Thai & Western bar scene, and soapies under the Junta, one of the good things they did, and moved into places more hidden. Where I have no idea.

And what do you do if you find one? As Bust said, get out of my face, but other than that, what? Any NGO trust worthy not to involve dodgy cops?

NGO's like mentioned in the article, I often suspect are really just income machines for the people running them. They don't find anyone, but then again, do hey really look?

Think about it, they hang out in Cowboy, drinking beer, looking for underage girls that have long been moved on, while funded from NZ and elsewhere - what a dodgy job!

I notice they don;t ask what is the reason for your long life. Bloody lucky I'd answer

Leo De Crapo, seriously I am lost?

Article is obviously bullshit,

<<Matt takes a sip of lukewarm local beer>>

No Thai beer is luke warm - he would put ice in the beer if he was living here

I've only ever seen girls aged 30 and above working in the go-gos. Never any younger

Who is Leo, what's Restraint?

I always boast about how small mine is. Read my posts

What is it and what does it mean, I like topless blondes

Yiam Siam's style is closest to my own I'd guess

Stickman saw you coming and changed the web site

Nor a BB gun

The Chinese - hmm, really didn't someone expect this? Have all these tourists and not get Chinese mafia types trying to come in?

I'm not sure if he told us or not? either way I'm still clueless with a small penis. Panadol, when you get back from 7/11 buying dish washing liquid, tell us the rest!

"You'll be fine," the Doctor said after finishing the young woman's surgery.

"But," she asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again, Doctor?"

The Surgeon seemed to pause and his face reddened as a small tear ran down his cheek from the corner of his eye.

The girl was alarmed.

"What's the matter, Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"

He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine.

It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."