My Penis is hungry

I was about to chime in when I realized it's April 1, so it has to be a fools joke from Santa's Maid, as no one could be that naive. 555 Very good, you tricked me

OH I thought you was talking to me, err, maybe you still are! Isn't that a great clip!

Two

Excellent!

You call my bullshit? This happened in Thailand, so it is to do with Thailand, and I thought quite funny a white women being given "Taxi" money. Obviously you haven't been here enough if you have no idea what Taxi money is

The two I set up with braces definitely needed them, prior to braces one had two rows of upper teeth, the other had teeth that came out horizontally, but i agree, most seem to do it for fashion, and indeed you can easily get "fake" braces that do nothing except look like braces

Which is what then? And what does <<ผู้ช่วยซานต้า>> mean? How do I know your not insulting me and calling me a Belgian Waffle maker?

I knew I'd seen that tattoo before http://www.xvideos.com/video10724497/dirty_strong_fit_country_girl_comes_to_bangkok

Chrome Testicle

I used to be able to just paste in the link, and the video would work. Doesn't seem to do so anymore? Using Firefox, maybe a chrome test?

Hair by nature is dead, so dying it seems to make sense

Let us not forget Australia's shameful underarm bowling a few decades ago

Was in the rest of the 20 odd paragraphs, far to much to copy and paste, a Daily Mail search will reveal all,

I'm with Munchie, strong sunshine? Seriously? My Thai family in Oz can't get over "Direct Sunlight", they hardly ever see it in Thailand. A clear blue sky is a rarity, here it's almost daily, a different kind of heat. And why would someone not expecting to have to walk, suddenly be prepared to walk, they're juggling bags etc. I am getting more and more feelings your a bloke, not someone with a wierd thai name. (I thought Thai text was banned?)

Some nice tattoos. What about the cricket eh?

What about the cricket eh?

Have to be a fat one if called Mabel

Yes that old pun, uttered to a Swedish model after getting screwed by boy band member. 'He didn't mention that he had a fiancée': Swedish model Martina Olsson claims 'Zayn Malik cheated on Perrie Edwards after bedding her TWICE in Thailand' But she adds that she bedded the singer again after he paid for Lauren to leave in a taxi at 5am.

WTF?

How about this one then, 100 years made young,

There is no reference to the bad wife, it's just two words, bad wife, no details, just two words and how many have been written about these two words?

BB - there was a 60's American movie where some kid in the USA wins a date with her, quite funny. I think the kid from Lost in Space.

Yes, that's a photograph, she was stunning at this age,