My Penis is hungry

Butter sweet, thank you for sharing, sad we all pass

Some oldies

The internet archive you use has some good ones if you know where to look

s it important?

<<Now because some incompetent individual made an error when processing my license I have to do a regular eye test and am unable to renew my license every 3 or 5 years>>

Repeating, that doesn't happen in Qld after you get a clear test following eye Lazer slicing

On 7/10/2023 at 4:55 PM, bust said:

I remember getting stopped for a Random Breath Test once.

After producing my license the Police Officer asked me why I wasn't wearing my glasses

Confused I replied I have never worn glasses. Well according to your license you do. He suggested I sort it out.

Now because some incompetent individual made an error when processing my license I have to do a regular eye test and am unable to renew my license every 3 or 5 years

Unimpressed

 

In Qld you can change it pretty easy, just go in with a doctors letter or optometrist with your new eye chart tests,

Reason being many people get LAZIC (speling) surgery so now don't need glasses and get their licence changed accordingly

I watched a good movie last night, made in 2022, so was quite recent, 

Dam, can't remember a fucking thing about it now

But it was good!

Had titties!

Why use Skysscanner?

Why google is notarious trolling your data Skyscanner is far worse, and gets a $'s from pushing bookings, 

Google just does it to stay in control so the prices lead direct to the airlines own web sites, 

Renaissance Nipple Slip

I love nipple slips

Must have been hard to paint this without drawing attention to the model she was showing! 

I've always fond you in real life to be quite chill, relaxed, and calm, 

Makes a nice difference

No one would ever call you a pleaseant chap

hahahaha

Though oddly in real life you are far more pleasant to sit with than at a distance

Would love to go watch the Soi unfold as we have done in the past after a late lunch

Oh I am loving getting old, 

I've turned into the arsehole in the bus who'd yell out, "Love the parrot on your head" to young punks

I've even gotten, albeit a few years earlier than normal, a pension card!

Heres the thing I first noticed when I came to THailand back in the 90's

The Örange"juice they sold on the streets

Mandarin Juice, as in very different tasting

I sometimes wonder if Thais even know what an orange is, 

Curiously, further reading suggests the oranges have been bred from Mandarins, 

10 hours ago, Mekong said:

 A Mandarin is an Orange  Doh

From the link you shared, 

< fruit. Treated as a distinct species of orange,>

So is it or isn't it?

Methinks it's not

So you haven't spotted it yet?

Waiting to be accused of plagerism, 

Seems to be a take off of this site, 

http://kimjongunlookingatthings.com/

to do with the Second Coming?"

She replied, "Because I swallowed the first one!!"

Just for the pedants, 

Amazing how a colon is placed in a sentance can make a huge difference

Mekong ate his friend's sandwich

Mekong ate his friend's colon

Perhas, but in the spirit of Coss''s post, if it is him, the USA Electoral College has voted for the President contary to what the voters wanted, 

Remember just like in Thailand you don't get to vote for the PM, 

So now on your side, Coss, no one in Thailand voted for a person to be PM, they can only vote for the party they want in power unless your in the seat of the person and then it's just to get them to parliment

That's a bit risky throwing u[ something to be downloaded?

How do I know your Coss

Whats the name of the hotel I used to stay at near your loved one's

Agreed, I do like this series

I'll back the Panthers just for fun

From 2011????