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A Lawyer, an Illegal Alien, a Pathological Liar, a Muslim, a Communist and a Black Guy walk into a Bar. Bartender asks.... "What'll it be, Mr. President?"

That happens to be the night I land. I will be happy to pick up where you left off........

U.S. is now fucked worse than it already was. I'm moving to the moon.

We all knew him as simply the Professor. Russell Johnson, the actor known as the quirky, smart Gilligan's Island character, Professor Roy Hinkley, has died at age 89. ABC News confirmed with the actor's wife, Constance, that Johnson died Thursday morning of kidney failure. "He died at home, peaceful, in his sleep at 5:21 am today," she said. "(He was) a very brave guy who knew what he wanted, and he wanted to be at home." Dawn Wells, who played Mary Ann on the show, posted a note on Facebook, reports TMZ, that said, "My 2 favorite people are now gone. The professor past (sic) away this morning. My heart is broken." She added, "Russell was a true gentleman, a good father, a great friend..." Gilligan star Bob Denver died in 2005. Alan Hale Jr. died in 1990. And Jim Backus died in 1989. Originally from northeastern Pennsylvania, Johnson served in World War II before pursuing an acting career. He appeared in several TV programs in the 1950s and '60s, including Alfred Hitchcock Presents and The Twilight Zone. But he was best known for his 98 episodes of Gilligan's Island, which aired from 1964 to 1967. Johnson, a resident of Bainbridge Island, Wash., leaves behind his wife and a daughter, Kim.

No question, the worst music video I have ever seen. http://youtu.be/87nkJquHnAU

Bottled water, bath water, silver water, (for you, Cav) toilet water, well water......lots of water to differentiate from.

Then quit........

The VP follows the same rules as the President as far as eligibility per Article 2 of the US Constitution.

That may have been the best fuckin video ever posted. ...............................NOT!!

Now I can rest easy. Charles Barkley weighed in.

Computer glitch: AA grounds all flights through 5 pm ET American Airlines has grounded all of its flights through 5 p.m. ET because of a computer glitch. More than 520 flights on American and regional affiliate American Eagle had been canceled as of 3:15 p.m. ET, according to flight-tracking service FlightStats. Ouch....that's gonna leave a mark.

A comedic biggie, (no pun intended) Jonathan Winters is, gone. Jonathan Winters, who was known for his improv work that inspired many a contemporary stand-up comic including Robin Williams, Jim Carrey and others, has died. He was 87. Longtime family friend Joe Petro III says Winters died Thursday evening at his Montecito, Calif., home of natural causes, reports AP. http://www.usatoday....age-87/2077723/

Of course it's sad she's dead but if she is one of the USA's greats, we are in deeper shit than I already thought we were in.

Just for the record......how many of the roughly 240k employees at DHS are armed? If 100k are armed, that's 16,000 rounds per employee. I refer again to shelf life cuz if they train twice a month, which is more than what you said is required, that is 2666 rounds per practice session in a year. A year of stored ammo begins to degrade. Yeah, you're right....I should have thought about this a little more. btw......the military does not fall under the DHS.

Ok....1.6 BILLION. My mistake. That's a fair number apparently.

Hahahahaha.....airlines buying fuel and DHS buying ammunition are not even in the same galaxy. Fuel gets used everyday by the airlines and won't be wasted. What is the DHS going to do with 20 years worth of ammunition? Doesn't it have a "shelf life"?

Yup......good idea. Get rid of airplanes. All of life can take place over video.

Should he have driven instead?

And a former LEO. Which is worse???

I'm aware what thread it is.......take a look at who started the thread. And you should learn to recognize sarcasm a touch more. You've also mistaken my nationality which some Aussies here would strongly object to.

Nope, that's the answer. Get rid of all legal weapons. It's the only way. Just ask the people on this forum that don't live here. It's the only answer. Think about it. You ban all legal weapons, then there is absolutely no way at all that anyone could ever get a gun, right? Think about it.

Yes, I agree. I think the U.S. government should ban ALL weapons. That would solve the problem.

Indeed

For what purpose? The state lawmakers go through the process to allow illegals a privilege that they are not entitled to as they should not be in the USA to begin with. Am I missing something? This is like allowing a burglar to enjoy a sandwich in the house he broke into just because he's already there. And then when he walks out of the house, which is surrounded by police, he is allowed to go on his way.