The_Munchmaster

It would have to have been a really big bucket or a very small goose (perhaps a graham gosling) for that to have happened?

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight over to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 nearly 100 year old people having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny, "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." At this point she stopped to brush away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive today if the ice cream van hadn't come along."

A pussy op and she was out for two weeks?

He must have had a fucking huge oven!

Perhaps they do oral?