Pattaya Trip Report

[Yehtmae]

Arrived..... Got pissed on free beer..... Got stuffed with free food..... More beer..... Yet more beer..... Ambushed by a 300lb mamasan..... Shagged a tart..... Fell asleep..... Took the bus home.

 

(The end)

 

[jp1]

Thanks for this great story. :: You should be nominated for the Nobel prize in literature.

[Yehtmae]

Thanks. I do my best. :hubba:

 

 

[Guest]

Says Yehtmae:

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. Shagged a tart.

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please refreain from using such vulgar language :: apart from that, it was a lovely trip report.

[chilli13]

here's my latest FR(fieldreport):

arrived in pty - shagged a cutey - screwed her some more - kicked the bird out & replaced her & continued like that untill I left the building - fine (the end in another language?)

[shygye]

[color:"green"] Shagged a tart..... [/color]

 

Was that a custard tart or fruit tart?

[Guest]

maybe a cherry tart but i doubt it

[Yehtmae]

Says Norfloxacin 400:

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Says Yehtmae:

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. Shagged a tart.

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please refreain from using such vulgar language :: apart from that, it was a lovely trip report.

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Ok, how about "I purchased the services of an ejaculation technician" instead?

 

 

[Guest]

CThailandTrip newtrip;

 

newtrip.GetOnPlane();

newtrip.PlaneLands();

newtrip.CatchTaxi();

newtrip.CheckInHotel();

newtrip.GoToBar();

 

newtrip.DrinkBeer();

newtrip.BarfineGirl();

newtrip.ShagGirl();

int days = 7;

 

While(days < 7)

{

newtrip.DrinkBeer();

newtrip.BarfineGirl();

newtrip.ShagGirl();

if(newtrip.ShagGirl == katoey)

{

newtrip.DrinkBeer()++;

}

 

}

 

return 0;

 

 

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[chilli13]

you need to get out more ::