Guest Posted October 28, 2003 Report Share Posted October 28, 2003 Guys, I promised to keep you all posted on the K-pussy issue and I am at last happy to report that I have something to tell. I dont wish to sound like Mr Kungfu, so I will keep it short and sweet. Last night, a wet and miserably cold night in the outskirts of Seoul and I am enjoying the benefits of cheap cable internet, updating my porn collection while watching the rugby. Phone rings, its the 38 year old Korean nutter I snogged at the local expat bar on friday night. After meeting her for a few drinks I end up back at a nearby bar that she owns, only problem is one of her clients is there and wishes to drink wodka with me, drunken Korean salaryman, right pain in the ass this species. After a few tipples of Absolut, he is given the bill and told to go home to the missus. She asks if I live alone, indeed I do, so after locking up the pub we are at mine and she is dancing to my new collection of Venezuelan Samba tunes (good for getting the knickers off). Next thing, she is asking if I want to be her "sex partner". Ya-fuckin-hoo, I am not one to turn down casual sex with little commitment. Anyhow, she is on the bed, fishnets off and skirt pulled up, legs akimbo. Not very passionate sex, but she has a body most 21 year old western girls would kill for. Nice trimmed bush and I boof her doggy, roll off, light a smoke and she dresses, asks if she can buy me lunch on thursday and leaves. Finally, something I can get my teeth into in this forsaken country, and owning a bar is an added bonus. Cheers PS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 28, 2003 Report Share Posted October 28, 2003 Hot dang ! Owns a bar AND buys lunch. You got a WINNER ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbaron Posted October 28, 2003 Report Share Posted October 28, 2003 You are an absolute legend. If I hear about you getting free beer as well as unconditional sex regularly, I may jump on a plane to Korea, or jump off a bridge to my doom. Well done Possy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitney Posted October 29, 2003 Report Share Posted October 29, 2003 Its nice to get a phone call like that, it makes for an interesting night I understand about the Korean salaryman. Definitely someone you want to be rid of. I have seen these guys in many Japanese bars, I don't know how they are ready for work the next day :: Its great that she did not keep you waiting or having to play mindgames I think I'll go check into purchasing some Venezuelan Samba tunes :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 29, 2003 Report Share Posted October 29, 2003 The singer's name is Elvis Crespo, the song I like the most is called Suavamente, downloadable on Kazaa. As a general comment, I know there are alot of you guys happy teaching in Thailand, but if you are young (ish) and half good looking, there is alot of fun to be had in Korea. Cheers PS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 29, 2003 Report Share Posted October 29, 2003 glad you got laid.......i recall when i lived there i met a waitress who i gave my phone number to her.....about a week later, she calls me really late....i go over to her house and shag her rotten...i hit it a couple more times and then never heard from her again.....i saw her sometime later and she became a "hostess" that was in short hooking.....wierd country with wierd girls.....i have so many odd stories about those birds its amazing........thats awesome you got one that owns a bar.....maybe she wants a bigger cock and is sick of all the small korean finger sausages! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosal Posted October 30, 2003 Report Share Posted October 30, 2003 Jag.... oups sorry PSeoul , BTW did you had the opportunity to verify if the band currently playing in Grand Hyatt Seoul was the one who played those last two years in CJ's ? I should be interested to know if they'll go back in Jakarta for December as it has been said .... Anyway have fun in Seoul and take care Prosal (about unusual latina rythms, the latest Marisa Monte/Carlinhos Brown songs 'Velha Infanca' and 'Ja sei namorar' were hits in Brasil this summer, worth a download on Kazaa ! : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 30, 2003 Report Share Posted October 30, 2003 Prosal, I have never been to CJ's whilst in Jkt, so I couldnt be sure. If you could furnish me with some info, I might be able to get my trusty assistant to come along and check it out. Thanks for the tip on the latin toons as well. The Korean chick I am banging complains that Sr. Crespo is the only such selection on my playlist, but doesnt mind the old 2livecrew style hip hop I have on there as a substitute. She just abhores the likes of Dead Kennedys, Bad Religion and husker Du, tho, my early morning playlist :: Cheers PS ps, I dont mind if you call me jaga still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosal Posted October 31, 2003 Report Share Posted October 31, 2003 Says Possessed_Seoul: Prosal, . Thanks for the tip on the latin toons as well. The Korean chick I am banging complains that Sr. Crespo is the only such selection on my playlist, but doesnt mind the old 2livecrew style hip hop I have on there as a substitute. She just abhores the likes of Dead Kennedys, Bad Religion and husker Du, tho, my early morning playlist :: Cheers PS ps, I dont mind if you call me jaga still. Well Jaga :: about the tip about latin toons (Marisa Monte/Carlinhos Brown) maybe it's not the kind you'll enjoy, much too cool if you wake up on Dead Kennedys : try the latest 'funky Carioca' (funk/rap from Rio) such 'Bonde do tigrao' (furacao 2000) the latest craziness in clubs there :: Cheers About the band from CJs, can't remember the name, but they were really VERY good, and currently work in Seoul (since June) ; the greek singer has a great personnality, married with a singapore girl, but him and his band have surely banged during the two years they played in CJs half of the feminin population of Jakarta :: !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limbo Posted November 13, 2003 Report Share Posted November 13, 2003 Says Possessed_Seoul: The singer's name is Elvis Crespo, the song I like the most is called Suavamente, downloadable on Kazaa. As a general comment, I know there are alot of you guys happy teaching in Thailand, but if you are young (ish) and half good looking, there is alot of fun to be had in Korea. Cheers PS Hi PS, Too sad to hear that you're obviously not that young anymore and neither good looking than. Your morning playlist gives you away. I'm impressed What's your fave HuDu song? DK, right on!! What else is on your list. Have fun with the barowner :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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