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Fiery Jack

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Joke, moi?

 

Actually nothing has gone on. Any media report that anything has gone on is being gagged. Whatever it is (and it is nothing that has happened whatever it is - or not) can't be published.

 

Thanks to the internet though...

 

If whatever has happened (and nothing has - and therefore he denies it did) was conceivably true - which I'm sure it isn't, being nothing an' all - then that would put the squeeze on him as a future head of the Anglican Church. They don't like that sort of thing (whatever thing that may be that is being denied).

 

Tea Party at the Palace - has a ring to it eh (no pun intended).

 

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Says Redbaron:

IMO, the royals are what attract overseas tourists to the UK. Or at least England...

 

I'm afraid recent empirical evidence (in the form of a major international survey (scary link so be warned!!! lazyphil-Mod) of tourists visiting London in 2003) does not support your claim, oh handsome pony-tailed one. :: 1000 "young people" were asked upon arrival at Heathrow Airport "What do you most want to see or do when you arrive in London?"

 

Top 5 answers:

 

1. Buy some skunk in Notting Hill and get shitfaced. :up:

 

2. Get down the Seven Sisters Road and catch a nasty STD off a toothless old street-walking banger down a back alley for 20 quid. Either that or drift along to Covent Garden to pick up a gormless teenage Italian tourist. :hubba:

 

3. Tread in one of 300 nearby assorted piles of freshly-laid dog shite as I walk down Kings Road. :cussing:

 

4. Spend 20 minutes in a minging Soho "strip" joint :clown: sitting on my own and cradling a lukewarm shandy while fuck all happens on stage, then attempt to leave without paying the 500 pound bill presented to me by a fully-clothed Australian "waitress", only to find a large coloured man emerging from behind a red curtain holding a baseball bat and kindly offering to escort me to either the nearest hospital or nearest ATM. ::

 

5. Sell these 3,400 ecstasy tablets that heve been weighing my luggage down since I left "the Dam". ::

 

Ne'er a mention of Liz and the "oddball royals" wrecking crew. :o

 

Hope that's helpful. :)

 

jack :drunk:

 

 

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Oh Jack - thanks for that link. One for the bookmarks.

 

Elef - a definite hint of the katoey in the scandal that never was.

 

Apparently, when Georgie Bush gets here next week and is entertained (at our expense), Ol' Charlie Boy is going to go up to him and [Edited due to carelessly issued injunction by a judge on his mobile phone while sitting in a traffic jam on his way back to wherever muppets like him reside]

 

Watch the telly on Thursday as romaning2002 scales the gates of the Palace with a papier mache atom bomb.

 

Gasp, as STH - dressed as a Beefeater natch - repels him from his Sovereign with his sturdy pike.

 

Laugh, as Village Idiot stands there with his mint condition vinyl copy of 'The Hounds of Love', waiting folornly for Kate to autograph it.

 

Sod it - the revolution can wait. I'm off down the pub.

 

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