Sukhumvit Posted January 17, 2004 Report Share Posted January 17, 2004 Okay, so you're sat there plugged in to the net and checking out the board. Then along comes a little fat fuck in a yellow tee-shirt and sits next to you. He gets hooked into Ragnarok. Sees that the two kids on the other side of you are also into it so he's glancing across and up and down like a fucking Mexican jumping bean. :onfire:Around the back of the chair grabbing onto it and me, leaning against you as he tries to see what the others are getting up to. He's been doing this for oh, twenty minutes or so, I've glared at him, said "excuse me" several times. In fact he was reading this just then, FUCK OFF DIPSHIT , so whaddya do? Answers on a postcard please. Don't forget murder is illegal in most countries. :nono:Even if you'd be doing the gene pool a favour and preventing a future commonoid from breeding. I'm thinking of practising my Tantric Farting techniques:- Breathe in. Feel a fart coming on. Hold it. Eat some more chilli. Breathe in. Hold it. Feel another bottom burp try to worm its way out but control your sphincter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brink15 Posted January 17, 2004 Report Share Posted January 17, 2004 My suggestion would be to pull up a site on SARS such as Sarswatch.org and start coughing violently. Maybe copy his tactics by grabing the back of his chair to balance yourself then lean over and cough a few inches from his face. I'm thinking he'll lose interest in Ragnarok pretty quickly. If he doesn't respond use this page in Thai: SARS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted January 17, 2004 Report Share Posted January 17, 2004 Hi Ha Ha ... I visit a net cafe once a week...here is school holidays. The place has maybe 50 machines ...full of kids 14-16 i guess all playing the same game..yelling across the room..how are you going etc i am at level xxx ...drives me nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted January 18, 2004 Report Share Posted January 18, 2004 Cough in his general direction! Fart etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted January 18, 2004 Report Share Posted January 18, 2004 Hi OH...there are 40 kids !!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted January 18, 2004 Report Share Posted January 18, 2004 Just keep farting, they'll clear out! I needed bar space last year in NRT on the way over, during the SARS crises...I stood there and coughed a lot, and they all went running! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fiery Jack Posted January 18, 2004 Report Share Posted January 18, 2004 I was in a Net cafe in London's Picadilly last summer, and 3 butch German lesbian backpacker birds, sumo wrestler-size with buzzcuts and faces like red sandpaper , were kicking up a massive stink because some drunk bloke sitting near them was, apparently, openly browsing a choice variety of extreme hardcore 'anal gang bang' porn sites and, they claimed, the dude was simultaneously, surrepticiously tossing himself off beneath the work surface. :hubba: No cause for alarm, I thought , but the dykes were barking like prairie dogs, ordering an unfortunate junior staff member to summon the manager and throw the poor boozed-up erotica-surfing geezer out, which the staff minion eventually did, but not before about a dozen other "politically correct" trendy types had joined in the agressive mini anti-porn riot. I was enjoying the scene immensely. . So, imagine my surprise and embarrassment when the manager walked straight over to my own PC station and asked me politely but firmly to remove my left hand from my trousers, zip up my flies, and immediately vacate the premises. jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gobbledonk Posted January 19, 2004 Report Share Posted January 19, 2004 Hi Sukhumvit, I sympathis with you - worst Net cafe I've ever been in was in HK - about 200 crazed kiddies playing online games with the speakers up as loud as they could go, whilst eating/smoking/shouting - a vision of hell on earth, IMO. By comparison, I went into one in Brisbane last October : almost entirely Chinese clientele, but with a completely different set of rules. Chew gum in that place and they'd throw you out. Bliss :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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