The dump promptly issued a statement:
”…today I signed a deal, a great deal, probably one of my best deals ever, I got Denmark to accept our terms, as you know, as everyone knows, I will not accept anything less for the American people, I always get the best deals…I met with Mette Frederiksen, not an attractive woman, if she were my daughter I definitely wouldn’t date her, if I saw her at one of Jeff’s parties I was hosting, I would look away, ugly woman, but we came to a deal and Denmark will yield to the USA moving forward…I don’t accept any problems with them, now on to Iran, where I will end the war again, won’t eat the food, goes right through me, They need to freshen my diapers too many times…lousy country, they all are…”