Fiery Jack Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 There's a famous, very rare German hardcore porn movie made in 1981 ? a collector's item from the now defunct "Rodox" Co., formerly of Dusseldorf ? titled Nun Fucker. I'm sure some of you will know of it. :: Long story short, my old soul-brother Muff Richardson is thinking of making a bid for a video copy of it on an internet auction site. Trouble is, he's never watched the skinflick in question, so doesn't know how much brass would be a reasonable bid. Any board members got any idea what Nun Fucker's about (plot, characters, moral, underlying themes, storyline, etc.)? Cheers in advance, jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soongmak Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 My guess is that your mate will probably see some would be nuns get fucked in this flick. But I think plot won't matter at all. If your mate gets horny watching germans getting it on while exclaiming, "blase mich du Schlampe", i guess this is his movie. Being into seventies hairdo's and hairy women is also a plus. Most of these women have enough pubic hair to give bobby charlton a new wig. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 This may be the great classic where the 'goodguy' loads her snatch with dynamite after fucking her for 30 minutes, and she goes to her judgement day with a bang. All done done a mountain top. Very sureal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 Never seen that one, I am however working on a similar title that I hope will reach the lower shelves of disreputable newsagents across Europe. It's based on the lives of the London Contingent and is called Numb Fuckers. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiery Jack Posted April 10, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 soongmak said:...germans getting it on while exclaiming, "blase mich du Schlampe"... "Blase mich du Sclampe...!" That's interesting, and rings a bell. A big fat swarthy Kraut with a handlebar moustache and booze on his breath sidled up behind me while I was having a piss in a public shithouse in Munich a few years ago and whispered that phrase in my ear. Assuming friend Fritz was craving a light for his cigarillo, I pulled out my Stoke City Commemorative Zippo. He gave me a long funny look, and fucked off like a kitten with a lit firecracker up its arsehole. Anyone know what "blase mich du Schlampe" actually means? "Pass me the bog roll?" perhaps. jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalo_bill Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 >>what blase mich du Schlampe" actually means<< Glad I can be of help, it is quite the same as " Das Betreten des Rasens ist verboten " , or in a more military context : " Achtung, alles aufstehen !!" . BuBi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limbo Posted April 11, 2004 Report Share Posted April 11, 2004 Wasn't the title song by Die Toten Hosen, name of the song; Ficken, Bumsen, Blasen, alles auf den rasen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattaya127 Posted April 11, 2004 Report Share Posted April 11, 2004 It's based on the lives of the London Contingent and is called Numb Fuckers. ------------------- been done by the Dead Kennedys already: TOO DRUNK TO FUCK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayjann Posted April 11, 2004 Report Share Posted April 11, 2004 not true Mr.P. i remember trawling the streets of a London suberb with a very much respected member of this Board looking for pussy after a night out. we were rampart,but didn't find anything hanging around..... or are you thinking of another member who was with us but decided to crash out on the sofa and not join us?.... YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiery Jack Posted April 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2004 I'm none the wiser. jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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