MrX Posted April 17, 2004 Report Share Posted April 17, 2004 OK ..I think you can do much than me but how about..... you always take a shower wearing your skimpiest underwear you instinctively duck when you see a balloon above your head you expect your wife to give you a massage while you take a piss after you finish eating dinner you leave a ten baht coin on your empty plate when the lady you have invited over for a meal says she has headache you offer to pay bar so she can go home early every time you hear the cranberries you nurse your beer glass in your lap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belem Posted April 19, 2004 Report Share Posted April 19, 2004 You're paying more attention to Britney Spears on the TV to your right than the girls dancing on the stage in front of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattaya127 Posted April 19, 2004 Report Share Posted April 19, 2004 the seat of your pants is so used up you have to buy new ones every month. You sleep with a GTG but feel guilty because she probably had to pay her own barfine to be with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damen Posted April 20, 2004 Report Share Posted April 20, 2004 Top Ten reasons you know you have spent too long in a go-go bar: 10. You cant remember the last time you actually saw daylight 9. You are disgusted when you go to a strip bar back home and all they have working are "Falang" dancers and no short time rooms. 8. You were amazed to see that a game involving a table and two paddles had been invented using those white plastic balls they sell at the BKK go-go bars. 7. You check your receipt from McDonalds to make sure they havent "padded the bill" 6. Your disappointed because the Sports Illustrated bikini issue models are "not showing" 5. You try to order your free drink at your child's school when the end of the day bell rings. 4. You know all the words to "Las Ketchup" even though you do not speak spanish. 3. You try to diddle your dates back home before buying them dinner or a drink. 2. You refer to women by their numbers and not their names and the number one reason you know you have spent too much time in a gogo bar.... 1. You refer to your Mom (or Mum) as Mama-san. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damen Posted April 20, 2004 Report Share Posted April 20, 2004 While we're at it, here are the top 10 reasons you know you spent to much time at the Eden club: 10. You try and negotiate a price before taking a woman's picture 9. You tell your date that it's time to go to the bedroom after she finishes her first drink. After all, your not running a fucking bar 8. You ask that same date to bring a girlfriend along that likes to eat her pussy. 7. You feel lonely when your getting a bj and no one is licking your ass at the same time. 6. You look to Marc for advise whenever your about embark on a new relationship 5. You ask the owner of your neighborhood Pizza Hut if you can walk way without paying if your not entirely happy with the service 4. Your forgot that there are actually women who use the words "No and I wont do THAT" 3. When checking into a hotel, you ask how many people fit on their largest bed. 2. Your actually considering to allow one of the girls to stick the strap on dildo up YOUR ass and the number one reason you know you are speding to much time at the Eden Club: 1. You look for the yellow line during the Miss Universe pagent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damen Posted April 20, 2004 Report Share Posted April 20, 2004 okay, one more top ten list Top Ten reasons to suspect your bargirl is a katoey: 10. She can parallel park better than you. 9. She can palm a basketball 8. She can waterski barefooted 7. She will only have sex in the dark, in the doggy style position and her "vagina" smells remarkably like your ass after a workout at the gym. 6. She sucks dick so good, you would think she had one herself. 5. She is on her period every time you see her 4. Although she normally has a very high pitched voice, she sometimes slips and sounds like Barry White. 3. She needs to be home before sunrise or else she begins to grow facial hair like a goddam warewolf. 2. She stands up while taking a piss and the number one reason to suspect your bargirl may be a katoey: 1. She has a six inch clitoris! :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 20, 2004 Report Share Posted April 20, 2004 10 You look more on the mirrors that girls are dancing on than those, that reflect you 9 You instinctively start fondle all ladies who come within a radius of 2 feet 8 You think boots are a piece of women underwear 7 Or completely forgotten the fact that it is boots, and think legs look like that 6 You realize you are on a bad date, and tell the lady that it's only ging to be short time, and you want to go home now 5 You always ask girls you are dating if they do BJ, HJ or other stuff i won't utter before you take them home 4 Remember the days where mamasan was a dancer,,, and her mother too (And i know Damen has this one already:) 3 You think table tennis balls are for throwing at girls 2 You know all about laser: It's an invisible beam used by mamasans to get in contact with dancers And... 1 You chat with somebody on daily basis, whom you know you can f... in public with a Heinekin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrX Posted April 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2004 preceding 4 posts are.... ..awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rovineye Posted April 20, 2004 Report Share Posted April 20, 2004 damen said:While we're at it, here are the top 10 reasons you know you spent to much time at the Eden club: :: :: :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 21, 2004 Report Share Posted April 21, 2004 Thanks :up: :up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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