Old Hippie Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Vibrating Sex Toy Shuts Down Airport October 4, 2004 07:35 PM EDT BRISBANE, Australia - A scare triggered by a vibrating sex toy shut down a major Australian regional airport for almost an hour Monday, police said. The vibrating object was discovered Monday morning inside a garbage can at the terminal cafeteria at Mackay Airport in Queensland state, a police spokeswoman said. Cafeteria manager Lynne Bryant said her staff had been cleaning tables when they noticed a strange humming noise coming from the garbage can. "It was rather disconcerting when the rubbish bin started humming furiously," Bryant said. "We called security and next minute everybody was being evacuated while they checked it out." The police spokeswoman said the terminal was evacuated immediately. Passengers who had arrived on a recent flight, check-in staff, cafeteria employees and hire car personnel were all forced to leave. "Another two flights were expected to land at that stage but alternate arrangements were made for the passengers to collect their luggage away from the terminal," the spokeswoman said on the usual condition of anonymity. She said the emergency alert was canceled after 45 minutes when the package was identified as an adult sex toy. Bryant said in retrospect, the humming sounded exactly like a vibrator, but it was better to be safe then sorry. "You can't afford to take chances," Bryant said. Copyright 2004 Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed. The passanger, identified as an extreamely inhebriated slob from Stoke England, accompanied by a large disgusting woman from the Ukraine, could not be reached for comment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaiLuk Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Frikken terrorists are out of control and will stop at nothing to shut down an airport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted October 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Well, i could have been a dildo of mas distruction, I better invade... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 >>>>>The passanger, identified as an extreamely inhebriated slob from Stoke England, accompanied by a large disgusting woman from the Ukraine, could not be reached for comment... <<<< HT...too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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